- And now it looks professional. - That's really impressive. - It's beautifully done. - I think we're gonna get an A.
Superbad
16.6s
Yeah. Sorry, sure. You know, why not? Let's do it. I haven't conversed in ages. - Okay. Ladies... Ladies first. - Okay. - Thank you very much. - No problem. - Watch your step. I fell earlier today. - You serious? Well, I was hit by a car. It's a long story.
Superbad
9.4s
- Probably nothing. Why? - I don't know. My parents are gone so I'm having a party. I don't really know how many people are gonna be there... ...but you could stop by if you wanted to.
Superbad
3.4s
You changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad
14.7s
Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here. I'm here with my thumb up my ass. I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it. It was pimp. I feel like a pimp right now. - Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp. - That's what I was afraid of. - Why didn't I think of that? Shit.
Superbad
12.3s
Seth's parents were throwing a party. We got to hang around adults, which was a nice change of pace. You converse, you talk to people and they have interesting stories. I talked to a man who claimed he had climbed five mountains in his life.
Superbad
6.3s
So do you wanna come buy me cover-up or something? I mean, you kind of owe me.
Superbad
12.2s
You certainly are. That'll be 80 dollars. Okay. Thank you kindly. Will that do? Certainly will. Thank you, Seth. Hey, thank you.
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
5.8s
You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.
Superbad
6.9s
He's young, but the Force is strong with this one. Learning you are, young padawan. Thank you very much.
Superbad
3.4s
How old are you? Twenty-two.
Superbad
12.7s
You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it. Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification.
Superbad
3.5s
It's probably some lame house party. We'll drop you off after. Cool?
Superbad
16.1s
- That's Yoda. - Are you familiar with Yoda? From Attack of the Clones? We have a 245 at East 24 and Montgomery, Bailey's Bar and Grill. Car 98 on it. See, Michaels, you always take a call at a bar because... ...better or worse, you get a beer out of it.
Superbad
6.4s
Then we went to a nightclub, which was incredible. This big, fancy one. - Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.
