- I get it. - What is it? What is it? Like: Like coming.
Superbad
17.6s
I am the law! Okay? Now hold hands. - What? - Why? You don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Whaling Jennings. - Hold his fucking hand! - Fucking hold my hand. There. That's not so hard, is it? Here, McLovin, have a cigarette.
Superbad
21.3s
Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces. He won't do it. Don't worry. I forgot to tell you, my mom said we can have the TV from the basement... Shut the fuck up, he's gonna hear you. Just be quiet. Wait until he goes away. You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin. Okay. You got it.
Superbad
12.5s
He's not usually this drunk when he does this... ...but I think that could make it more cool. McLovin!
Superbad
7.9s
Thank you for being such a nice guy about it all. That's okay, you know. At least you don't have a black eye from it.
Superbad
3.9s
Really? Makes me feel young again. There you go.
Superbad
2.3s
That was a fast kid.
Superbad
4s
- Oh, my God. - What did I tell you guys, right? That was crazy.
Superbad
2s
Thanks.
Superbad
11.4s
Fucking go. Fucking throw up. Are you carrying me? No, I'm saving you from the cops.
Superbad
2s
Evan, let's go to your house.
Superbad
29.8s
- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not? Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. Yeah, there you go. - Have a blast. - "Have a blast." - That's funny. - I've never held one of these before. - Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are. - He can't shoot worth dick. - What? I can shoot. What are you...? Wait. - I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot. - I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man. - I still shot it. - That cat was dead. There's only one way to settle this, guys.
Superbad
26.7s
No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed... ...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck! Jeez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance. Did you move my...? Where is my car? Oh, my God, man. What did I say to you? I told you not to park here. Why would you park in the staff parking lot? Shut the fuck up, Fogell. I mean, because you're not staff. I know that, Fagell! I know that!
Superbad
10s
- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules. Yeah, I'm actually... I'm not drunk at all. I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...
Superbad
16.4s
- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness. - Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor. I'm picking out my classes for next year. So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg? I gue... Yeah, I mean, what do you want me to do?
Superbad
4.6s
Yeah. Welcome to the Thunderdome.
Superbad
9.2s
You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me. - We're fine back here. - Back's fine. Safe in the back seat.
Superbad
9.5s
I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me. She's wearing these tight white pants with this black G-string... ...and you could see right through the pants. It was so sweet.