You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like some help? Well, that would be lovely, young man. Would you like me to buy you alcohol? That would be lovely. - Enjoy your remaining years. - I will. - Enjoy fucking Jules. - I will.
Superbad
1.6s
- Shit. - All right.
Superbad
10.1s
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.
Superbad
7.2s
- We're blood brothers. - Shut the fuck up. You're in my house, you answer my questions. What were you doing dancing with Jacinda?
Superbad
2.6s
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Superbad
11.6s
What about, like, Perfect Ten? Something like that, you know? Like Perfect Ten? Because that could be any number of things. They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.
Superbad
2.7s
- Do you have a condom? - Yes.
Superbad
1.8s
Sorry.
Superbad
3s
- Bought it at that vintage market. - Just hurry.
Superbad
11.8s
- Hurry, hurry. Let's go. Go, go. - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. - I'm out, I'm out. - Good, here we go, here we go. Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up. Don't blow yourself up, asshole.
Superbad
17.9s
All right. I am back. I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know. Jules. I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. You're to... I know you're gonna love it. - You know, I... - It's green beer. For your information. You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.
Superbad
3.5s
- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious. Okay.
Superbad
14.7s
I got into some schools, some pretty good ones. So I'll be fine. - You gonna miss each other? - No. Miss each other? No, thank you. I don't... I don't miss each other. I'm gonna cry myself to sleep every night. - Me too. - When I'm out partying. Go to school, boys.
Superbad
6.3s
Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?
Superbad
20s
Freeze. Stand right there. - We're telling the truth. - Keep it going. - Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that. You gotta fucking take care of this. No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit. I don't wanna get shitcanned. I like this job. Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall. Okay, okay!
Superbad
15s
You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
