- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp. That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when girls say: "I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy." We could be that mistake! Have you talked to Fogell? All right, you talk to Becca. I'll talk to that retard, Fogell. Don't worry. - Seth, get off the field! - Goal. - You're getting that! - No, I'm not!
Superbad
15s
- Evan. Evan, I'm so wet. - Oh, yeah. They said that would happen in health, when I learned about it. - Yeah. - Yeah. - They taught me about... - Who's down there? Yeah, it's your hand.
Superbad
1.2s
Oh, you got a stain too.
Superbad
35.9s
- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca. - Why, man? Fine, Evan. Here it comes. When I was a little kid, I kind of had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever. It's... For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... ...and draw pictures of dicks. What? Draw pictures of dicks. Dicks? Like a man dick? Yeah. Like a man dick.
Superbad
14.2s
I should get moving. I should get moving. I should be getting a move on, for sure. Yeah, you don't... I mean, you don't have to, you know. I don't really have anything going on. You don't have to rush off like that.
Superbad
3.9s
Fogell, just be cool, man. Get in and get out. You're the hero.
Superbad
2.4s
Move, people.
Superbad
2.4s
Yeah, man. Let's show these fuckers how we roll!
Superbad
2s
You look so pretty.
Superbad
2.1s
- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.
Superbad
2.1s
I'll shoot my gun in the air.
Superbad
17.2s
- Oh, shit. - Oh, my. Put that there. - Now, looky, looky... - Okay. ...what I got for you under here. - Oh, my gosh. You are the prettiest girl... ...this side of the Mississippi. - I have a little something... ...for you under here. You look so pretty.
Superbad
1.7s
Fuck off, Seth.
Superbad
3.4s
Shirley. I'm sorry.
Superbad
16.3s
- Yo! Fight! - Move it! - Go, check this out! - Oh, fuck! And what the hell is this? - I don't fucking... It's detergent. - Yeah, what are you doing with it? I got fucking blood on my pants. Get down.
Superbad
11.5s
Tight. Listen, and then she said she was gonna give me a blow-J. - I can't believe she said that to you. - Man, you have no idea. - What was she thinking? - You don't even know.
Superbad
2.2s
Eat shit, bum.
Superbad
4.4s
- That's funny. That is really funny. - Oh, my God.
