Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. How's it going? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I love you so much. I'm so sorry. I love you, I'm sorry. I was so stupid. What a stupid fucking fight to have. No, I was stupid. I'm really, really sorry. I'm so sorry. It was so dumb. It was really dumb. I love you so much, okay? Do you still like me? I miss you. I love you. Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you. Okay, good. I love you. Okay. She's so crazy. She's still behind you.
Neighbors
12.2s
Fuck you! No, no. I'll fucking kill them! No, no. Boom! No. I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not! I'm not buying a gun! You're right, it's a bad idea. Bad call. What about one of those small prostitute guns? No. You're not buying a gun.
Neighbors
2.9s
Oh, God. I can't believe this is happening.
Neighbors
2s
- Hey. Look who it is. - What's up, dude?
Neighbors
31.6s
I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now. I love brunch. Oh, it's the best! And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee. Me, too, because it's awesome. Like, way too excited. I want a tomato garden. How's that? I love going to The Container Store and buying containers. Me, too. I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells. Why? It smells like lemongrass. Me, too. Do you think we'll be good parents? I think we'll be good at it and bad at it.
Neighbors
1.6s
It's finally happening.
Neighbors
10.1s
Well, it's still really good to see you, man. Great to see you too, buddy. All right, brother. Good to see you. Bring it in for the real thing. Nice, okay. Good to see you, dude. You know what? While I'm here...
Neighbors
19.2s
I can't sell your house. Why? Well, because the only people who would want to live next to a frat house is a frat house. Oh, the university might be interested. I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building. Only thing, if you sell to the university, I'd say, optimistically, you're looking at losing about half your investment.
Neighbors
8.1s
It's like Edward Scissorhands. Do you like it? It's a really expensive bush! I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do? I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
Neighbors
3.1s
We're supposed to have boners? Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.
Neighbors
2.2s
Oh, God, I can't keep my boner much longer.
Neighbors
2.9s
That was so much worse than I thought.
Neighbors
11.6s
You shouldn't have called the cops, bro! Okay- Okay, very good. Very good. Okay. Congratulations. You better put that in the recycling bin. All Of it. All Of it.
Neighbors
18.2s
Penis completed. Now I can go to class while my dick prints. Where did you get that? Got it at my architecture lab. Pretty cool, right? Wow. Man, you should go to class sometime. We have excellent facilities that, like, no one uses. All right, let's pull these bad boys off and see what we've got. We're good? Yeah. Let's do it. This is like Christmas. Oh! Wow. Whoa.
Neighbors
4.8s
Oh! Shit! Okay. Ha-ha. Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.