This is President Barack Obama, telling you to come to a great party this evening at 2203 West Olmstead. Peace, nigga.
Neighbors
12.7s
He's doing it. He's doing it. I'm a human man! I have dignity! We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes! Our names are not Fuckhead, or Jizzface, or Lea Michele. Lea Michele from Glee? That's actually funny. Yeah, that's really funny.
Neighbors
1.2s
It's Evan.
Neighbors
1.6s
Yeah. We're fucked, man.
Neighbors
1.8s
And what are these kids in the pink shirts?
Neighbors
1.4s
That's our baby.
Neighbors
24.6s
I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh? What? No way, man. Get out of here. Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day about you and the fraternity... Fuck that, all right? I was out of line, man. This stuff is important. I know. Regardless of anything, we're brothers for life. This is on me. I took it too far. That's why you got to go. You got a bright future, kid. You're the smartest person I know.
Neighbors
3s
Old man. Oh, my nuts! Why the fuck do you keep fighting?
Neighbors
2.8s
What the fuck? Damn it! Who still has waterbeds?
Neighbors
7.5s
TEDDY; This is it. Mano y mano. You are not getting through this door. Jesus. Okay.
Neighbors
1.2s
Stay!
Neighbors
6.7s
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable! Jesus! I'm not a distraction.
Neighbors
5.9s
Four-twenty? Victory. Boom! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Neighbors
5.4s
It's a distraction? No! No! I got it, I got it. I got it.
Neighbors
2.6s
Oh. yeah!
Neighbors
4.3s
How'd you even do that? No idea. Come here! No!
Neighbors
22.6s
Come on, come on! Damn it! One, two, three? No! Oh, God! Oh, God! My God, Jesus! What the hell, bro? What up, Teddy? What the fuck? "Boobs" upside down! I can't do "boob." I can do "Bob." I can do "cock." I can do "C-O-K." Sixty-nine? Sixty-nine? There's three numbers! What other stupid number combinations are there?