Give her drinks! Give her drinks! Put the drinks in a bag! Oh, God. Get all the drinks in a bag! Hurry the fuck up! Okay, they're getting the drinks. Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away. All right, you can put the ax down now. Now, Franco! Shoot her face! Shoot her! I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson! Look, Emma, just stay here with us. It's a lot safer than out there.
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Hermione just stole all of our shit. Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us. And then Jay suggested that we all rape her, and now she's gone. I didn't... I was just... I... I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows he's about fucking two minutes away from becoming the house bitch himself. So now, motherfuckers is thirsty.
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Yo. Danny and Jonah's shift ends in ten minutes, so our break is almost over.
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No fucking way. We're screwed! We're totally screwed, guys.
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A knife! Somebody throw me a knife! I'll get it.
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Craig! What the fuck do we do? Craig! Craig!
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Let me ask you something.
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Take your panties off!
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Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
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Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on! Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker. Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon! Yeah, bring your ass, bitch! Nobody's scared of you! I'm Craig fucking Robinson! Yeah. What's he gonna do? Craig. I hope you like big dick, motherfucker, 'cause I'm about to fuck you raw! For the last goddamn time!
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I don't know if there maybe is, like, something you guys could give me so I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there. Danny, you don't have to do this. - Yeah, man. - All right, if you're really leaving then you should take this. Really? You don't know what's out there.
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Get... Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus. That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect.
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I love you guys. You're my best friends. You're a real mensch, Craig. See you on the other side.