One day, officials came to my classroom in search of a young woman... to serve on the Kim family personal staff.
The Interview
2.4s
He told you that margaritas are gay.
The Interview
1.2s
I love you!
Neighbors
8.6s
Oh, Jesus! Oh, God! Oh, no! Help! Help! Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move! Doctor! Doctor! Oh, God!
Neighbors
10.7s
Fuck these fucking guys! They don't know who they are fucking with. They think I'm just a regular dad and then you know what happens? Boom! Boom! Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!
Neighbors
8s
Your baby has HIV. Oh, my God. Is how bad this could have gone.
Neighbors
1.9s
What'd you say? It's not a good headline.
Neighbors
1.4s
What the fuck?
Neighbors
6s
All righty. Well... Dope. PETE". Com. All right. We're okay. Cool. Later! See you, guys.
Neighbors
25.9s
What's her name? Stella. Stella, yeah. That's the best name ever. Are you kidding? She's a little flirt. Oh, like her mom, I bet. Mmm. Cool. Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass. What? You know what I'm saying? No way! Legalize it, y'all. A joint. Thank you, guys. Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes... Keep it down!
Neighbors
1.2s
All right.
Neighbors
12.1s
I think we should invite the old people in. They're old and lame. I mean, yeah, I like their baby, but this is no place for a baby. Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors. They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side. If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.
Neighbors
2.9s
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.
Neighbors
2.8s
Travel back in time with me to 1930.
Neighbors
2.2s
Oh, yeah! Magic mushrooms!
Neighbors
24.3s
Welcome to the lion's den, my friend. Yes! This is my room. Off limits during parties. This is where we keep all the important shit. Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles. Those things are always fucking disappearing. Yeah, dude. My bros is always stealing my paddies. Right? What the fuck? Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks. Can we light some of those off right now? No. Man, literally, the last time we lit those off, we burned the house down.
Neighbors
14.6s
It's a really romantic story. Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this. Because soon, you fucking blink, and you're the oldest guy at the party, and it's terrible. You don't seem old.