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Aardvark is in trouble. What do I do? What do I do? Talk to me. Talk to me. You're gonna have to fight that tiger. No! Do not! Do not fight the tiger! Do not be a gentleman. Go right for the balls! - I don't see its balls. - Do not fight the tiger. You will lose. If that's a girl tiger, you gotta cunt-punt that bitch! - Dave, shut the fuck up! - Cunt-punt that bitch! You know that's a stupid idea. Please, don't try to fight the tiger.
The Interview
25.3s
We have many fat children in North Korea. The Supreme Leader believes it is a hallmark... of prosperity and self-sufficiency. I don't know about all that, but this one is one that I heard. I heard he doesn't pee or poo. He works so hard, he burns the energy from inside. My man doesn't have to take a poo? - Does he have a butthole? - He does not have a butthole. He has no need for one.
The Interview
30.5s
As you shoot across The sky-sky-sky - Good times. Yeah. - Yeah. Dave, do you think that margaritas are gay because they are so sweet? Did someone tell you that margaritas are gay? No, it's just a question I have. If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay... then who wants to be straight? - Not me. - Boring! Margaritas are great. And whoever planted that in your head is crazy.
The Interview
39.4s
You know, I have to admit, before I came here... I thought this place was gonna be a dump. Of course. For decades you've heard the false rumors: "North Korea is a failed state. We can't feed our people." It's all propaganda. I see. Well, yeah, I mean... I did see a fat kid and a really nice-looking grocery store. Oh, we have beautiful grocery stores here in North Korea. One of my favorite things to do is just strolling up and down the aisles... to see the beautiful fruits of my country's land. I can believe that. It looks like you hit the grocery store pretty often. Screw you, Dave. - Hey, you want to see something cool? - Yeah.
The Interview