- You said no hands! - You hit me with your hand! How do I get it off?! Use your big, fat American teeth. Okay! I will! This is awesome. Yeah!
The Interview
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Oh, shit. Oh, no. Oh, no.
The Interview
2.2s
ETA to launch zone: 20 minutes.
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10.9s
- It has night vision. - They have night vision? That tiger has night-vision goggles?! It doesn't have night-vision goggles. It naturally has night... - What is this, some futuristic nightmare? - Just keep the line clear.
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If a billion people across the earth and in my own country... must be burned to prove it... then my worthiness as a Kim... will be demonstrated!
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5.6s
What am I to do when my father's dying wish was for me to carry his torch?
The Interview
1.5s
Balls to the wall!
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4.4s
Ever since I saw you, this is all I've been thinking about. Me too!
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2.3s
I'm happy to have met you, Aaron.
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22.2s
Your attendance is required in the banquet room of the Eternal Leader. - Hey, how you doing? - Yeah, seriously. You look fantastic. Your obsession with my well-being is only making me more suspicious of you. Don't be suspicious. - I want to know what your routine is. - Do you take vitamins? - You're doing something right. - You look good. Do not ask us any more question. Meet us in the banquet hall.
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You know what? I think we should talk about it more. - All right, we're just gonna go talk. - By all means. Just for the record, I don't have stank dick. Come over here, come here, come in here.
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2.5s
- Just take it off! - Okay.
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2.3s
No more Kim.
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3.8s
- It's okay, man. - No. Come on, man.
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2.9s
- Maybe we won't get out of here. - No. We might die.
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Dave.
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As always, I'd like to thank my guest: Joe Gordon-Levitt! And before we go, I have a very special announcement. With the help of my outstanding producer, Aaron Rapaport... I have secured the most important interview of the 21st century. Three weeks from tonight... I will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea... to conduct the first globally broadcast interview... with President Kim Jong-un.
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Aardvark is in trouble. What do I do? What do I do? Talk to me. Talk to me. You're gonna have to fight that tiger. No! Do not! Do not fight the tiger! Do not be a gentleman. Go right for the balls! - I don't see its balls. - Do not fight the tiger. You will lose. If that's a girl tiger, you gotta cunt-punt that bitch! - Dave, shut the fuck up! - Cunt-punt that bitch! You know that's a stupid idea. Please, don't try to fight the tiger.