- Who you calling ign'ant? - You, motherfucker. You're fucking arrogant! Everything he's shown you is fake. He's shown you what you wanna see. He's fooled you, you fucking idiot! God, look how ready you are to betray me. This whole time, I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just Boromir. I don't know who that is. That's such a Boromir thing to say! This is fucking done. You are fucking done after this. Once you kill this motherfucker, this shit's over. - You are going to kill him! - You've turned me into a gun. And you're pointing me at the one guy who gets me. Well, you know what, cowboy?
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- Hey, how's it going, dude? - Not good. We should take a walk. No, no, no. I can't walk this off. I cannot walk this off. I need to...
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What the fuck...?
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He's just like Digby. Just like Digby. - I think I'm gonna die. Oh, my God. - Don't die, please.
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Fake grapefruits!
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It's happening.
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Let me ask you something.
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What are you gonna do, drop nukes on L.A.? - Nuke your mama! - I bet they can't even make it to Australia!
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It's happening.
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- And then you're never gonna leave me. - North Korea's in the Olympics, right? I bet they have an office to communicate with the Olympic Committee... so there's probably some infrastructure for communicating through that. - Those wheels are turning. - If I leave a message for that office... then maybe, if they're a fan, that can actually work. We could interview the most famous man on the planet. Guys, some pictures just came out... where it looks like McConaughey's fucking a goat. - McConaughey goat fuck? - McConaughey goat fuck.
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Making you my little Korean bitch!
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Oh, no.
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No! Whoa! No! - No hands. - No hands? I'm not into handsy shit. That's how I like it.
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They call me incompetent. That's what they said about me when I scored this interview! - No way! - They said, "Dave Skylark is stupid... and incompetent." You're handsome, competent, suave. How dare they? I pretend like their insults don't get to me.
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Good morning, Dave.
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That is fucked up. Yeah, tell me about it. Jordan!
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That our luxurious lifestyles turned us into homosexuals.