My wife must have put that in there. - I've never heard this before in my life. - I love Katy Perry! Baby, you're a firework Come on, show them what you're worth I love... I listen to this all the time. - Really? - I love her! You know why I really like her? She has such a strong message... for young women and girls across the planet. It's so empowering. Yeah. You know, Dave, sometimes I feel like a plastic bag.
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They're not wrong.
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And I got more where that came from, baby. You're gonna nail this shit. I just wish we had an escape plan. - Why don't we go to Japan? - It's across the Sea of Japan. - Why don't we swim? - Can't swim that. - I'm a good swimmer. - It's really far. - People have done it. - Nope. - Michael Phelps did it. - Not true. - Okay. - Skylark, two-minute warning.
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No! Don't shake that hand. - Why not? - Yeah, why not?! - Because Aaron's a Jew. - Oh, gross.
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Dave.
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- There's something out there. - What do you mean? What is it? Can you zoom in?
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Why?
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Hey, hey. Hey. Don't move.
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That's an area you could improve, but you don't have to dwell on it. He's as cruel as his father and grandfather before him! You knew this this whole time. Why is this just bothering you now? It's been bothering me for a long time. And I'm not the only one. But too many people see him as a god.
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And you are my Sam.
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Oh, fuck! Fuck! Dave, unless you can show me a person, a photo... of widespread hunger...
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You may now enter the Supreme Leader's home.
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Camera three! Camera three!
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We gotta do something! He's gonna kill us! We're in a tank! Shoot him back!
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Hey, how'd it go? - One ricin strip with your name on it. - Got it.
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Dude, what the fuck? Hey, you know, how's your tummy feeling? - Have some TUMS. - Have some tea.
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- What was that? - Nothing. It was something. What's the joke? You've got your job, I've got mine. But they're different. Yours is cool. Mine's just a little more serious. What? We have the same job. I report real news. You know, stuff that matters. You report on all the cool: "Who's getting new boobs?" And the fun eating-disorder stuff. You really helped build up 60 Minutes too, right? - It's only been on for 80 fucking years. - Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't say this, but we got an opening at 60 Minutes. - And we could use somebody like you. - Are you serious? I'm fucking with you, man. Come on! You'd be eaten alive at our office. I'm gonna catch up with these guys, but cheers, man, congrats. Or whatever.