Maybe the media's manipulating you. What the fuck does that even mean? I'm the only one who's spent real time with him. Spent face-to-face time! Dick-to-dick! It's just, man, I can sympathize with people that get dumped on by the media. - And it sucks. - You know what else fucking sucks? Concentration camps, famine, firing squads... - I didn't see any here. Have you? - No...
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Yeah, okay. - Great. - Thank you.
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You can't speak? What the fuck? I wanna know if you have the poison so we can kill that motherfucker. What?! Spy! What the hell?! - She's on our side! - Fuck's going on?! - You can trust me. - You can trust her! Trust her?! Are you joking?! We gotta kill her! I was in bed with her! We were hooking up. That's why she's here. - What?! - Let him go. Everything is fine. Now we gotta kill the girl that you like. This is the worst moment ever! We're not killing her!
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Welcome to the jungle, baby. Welcome to the jungle. On your... knees. How else can I prevail... against so many enemies?
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Drifting through the wind?
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Oh, shit! Go to camera one!
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Dave.
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Breathe. Just breathe. - Maybe pace it out. - Fuck, man. Kim. - What about him? - He's going crazy. He's gonna blow up the world just to show that he's the shit! And at first I thought: "All right, maybe he's just talking, you know. Maybe he doesn't mean it."
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Who is it? It is Kim Jong-un.
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I don't know. Maybe we should find out.
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Man... this is so nice. Let me ask you something. Don't take this the wrong way. You can ask me anything, Dave.
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I've had a great life. I had the best, best friend.
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I think it's funny. That is funny.
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How do you prove to 24 million people... that their god is a murderer and a liar?
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- Take him out. - Take him out? - Like, for drinks? - No, no, no. - Take him out. - Take out. - Like, to dinner? - Out to a meal? Take him out. - Like, on the town? - Party? No...
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The package is secure. You are a hero. You are a goddamn hero. All right, they're coming in. I gotta go. Over and out.
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Stop it! Don't hurt me, please!
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- This is so scary. - Aardvark: You're being extremely brave. Everybody here is very proud of you. - My tummy's all scraped up and wet. - Aardvark: I'll rub your tummy when you get back. Just a few more feet. Okay? Just five to 10 more feet. I gotta keep going? I don't wanna keep going. Fuck.