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- She is so cool. - You don't see what's happening. - And it's so obvious, it's crazy, man. - What? - They're honeypotting us. - What? It's an attractive spy woman who lures men into doing shit. How can you not see that? - Because that is so sexist. - Is it? This is 2014. Women are smart now. You think she just so happens to have everything you find attractive? Bangs, giant tits, glasses? - They're fake, man. - Fake glasses? - How could the CIA come up with that? - That poor girl is blind as a bat. I'm just saying that when we're on molly and when we're horned up, might not... - "Horned up"? Oh, please. - You are horned up. You have half a fucking chub right now!
The Interview
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- I got LASIK. - Between the time I saw you and now? - Yes. - Okay. Now, our intelligence suggests that you will be taken here... to Kim Jong-un's personal compound. So preceding the interview... you are going to shake Kim's hand... administering a fatal dose of poison... with this: a transdermal, time-delayed ricin strip. When you shake his hand... the poison will be absorbed into his skin... where it metabolizes for a 12-hour period. Nobody will have any idea you two were involved. No one will know? The United States must maintain total and complete deniability. - Total deniability? - Obviously. What did you picture? I walk in there like a fucking gangster... and blow his little fucking ass away on television. This is a major television event. You don't wanna blow it with an off-screen death.
The Interview
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I don't wanna stick it in my ass. You gotta put it in your butt. Comm One, please tell me I don't have to stick this in my ass. Okay. Just give us one second to come up with a better plan. - Isn't there anywhere else? - I think he should put it in his asshole. We don't have a better plan. Stick it in your ass. No! No! No! I've never done that! I've been there before. It looks huge. - That tiger blood will lubricate it. - This will mess up my asshole! Aardvark, there are people there. They are closing in on you. They have guns. You need to secure the payload. - Secure it in your ass. - Stick it in your butt. - Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. - I'm there with you, bro. Just listen to the soothing tones of my voice. Just breathe. - Oh, it's cold! - Just let everything go loose. - I don't like it! - The tip is...
The Interview
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What do I do? Comm One, are you seeing this? Zoom in on that thing. What is that? There's something crawling towards Aardvark. What the fuck? What is it? Talk to me. I'm seeing four legs connected to one body. What the fuck are you seeing? - Dog? Big dog? - A big dog? It's like Clifford size. We're talking Falkor in The Neverending Story. It's like a dragon dog. This is like a dragon dog.
The Interview