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I'm a well-known homosexual advocate. # Backstreet's back, all right # Hey, hey, yeah, well # Everybody Rock your body # Everybody # Everybody # Rock your body right # Rock your body # Everybody! # Backstreet's back... # Oh, my eyes feel like they're melting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need a break.
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50.1s
Like an angel. What about the host of the party? # I ain't got no panties on # He ain't got no panties, everybody! # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't nobody got no panties on # We ain't got no panties on # Ain't no party like a no-panty party # 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop # Fuck those panties # Fuck those... # Fuck those panties # Fuck those panties # What's not kid-friendly? There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges. He's gonna bust his head open on one of those things. A kid could fall off this fucking railing right here. That's why you have the railing, so they don't fall. Hey. Sorry. I want to have kids one day. Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah. Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes? Yeah. There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
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35.4s
Why don't we do a sequel to Pineapple Express? I would love to do a sequel to Pineapple. Do you have any ideas, or... I do have an idea. What? It's that Red, Danny, has become, like, the drug lord, you know, since we killed the other one, and he wants to assassinate Woody Harrelson, 'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal, effectively rendering drug lords out of business. Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome, but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet. I... I know. Danny's trying to kill us. Yeah. And I sacrifice myself for you. And he kills me, and I die for you.
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19.1s
No! Jay, I can't hold on much longer. You have to reach out and grab me. You hear? Okay, uh, you take my hand, and I will swing you up. Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight. I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah. Are you sure you can do that? I can grab you on three. One, two, three.
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1m12s
Uh... 127 Hours. And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys. Old Faithful. Jesus. Thing's real. No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah. This is an actual revolver. I see. Franco, that's very uncomfortable. Could you put that down, please? Loaded. Love it. Awesome. Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props. That's really cool. Always keep my props. I know how to handle it. He knows what he's doing. I like this bit. I like it. I get it. Let me see. It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that. God damn! Come on, guys! You could kill... Careful. Bang, bang! Jesus! Please, put it down! Oh, fuck! Bang, bang, bang. You're dead. I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow. Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun. Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow. It's a real gun! Bang. It's so funny. It's so funny. Guys, it's funny. It's not funny! We're getting sidetracked. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll just kill myself. No! Don't do that, Jonah! Jesus. Oh, no. Jonah, give it back. I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that. Jonah. I'm so... - Oh, my God. Hey. - Oh, dude. Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus! Would you put the thing down? The whole... I'm trying to have some fun, man. Okay, okay, Jesus. Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside doesn't mean we can't have some fun. We're a bunch of best friends hanging out. It's like a sleepover. Okay, food. How are we gonna deal with this?
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33.5s
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. What now? Listen. Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him. Take me. We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours. 127 Hours.
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25.2s
DMX has the Ruff Ryder crew. You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone. You need people to help you in an earthquake disastery situation. It was something else. It was Judgment Day. Like Terminator 2? No, not like Terminator 2. For God's sakes. Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet? Like, Skynet went live? No. Will you please stop saying "Skynet"? Well, you're the one that said Judgment Day. The biblical Judgment Day.
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