- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta... ...mix it up.
Superbad
13.3s
- That's sick. That's not even clever. - I know. I know. I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining. You know, like... Like... Like "family Jules." Or like "nuts." Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
Superbad
3.2s
Nothing. It's my attempt at humor. I was just...
Superbad
34s
But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.
Superbad
1.6s
No, those are way too tight.
Superbad
2.2s
You wanna hang out?
Superbad
4.1s
Oh, like coming. Like "coming" coming.
Superbad
14.6s
That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing. I'd love to be at all of them, but... Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday? There was so many things going on. I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance. - What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.
Superbad
4.3s
I'm okay, you know, yeah. Did you have fun last night?
Superbad
2.3s
Hey, Jules. Your partner didn't come today?
Superbad
4.5s
Yeah, Hayworth will notice this, if we cover it with chocolate.
Superbad
2.2s
What the fuck?
Superbad
2.6s
- Hey. - Hey.
Superbad
9.9s
I had some friends over, we had a few drinks. That's Vag-tastic! I hung out in my basement, the chill zone, where we chill-lax. Like "relax" and "chill" all at once.
Superbad
13.6s
Where's all the stolen liquor? Did you hide it up your butt? Piss off! I was gonna do it, but there was a security breach. You never would've done it. Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected. Wait, I'm gonna go put my vest back in my locker.
Superbad
20.1s
You're right, these look stupid. Let's get the fuck out of here. I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that. I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one. It's seems, like, ridiculous. - No. I have to, it's puke. It's gross. - Oh, my God. Do alcoholics get hangovers? Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. It's them.
Superbad
1.2s
- Should I run? - Yes.
Superbad
6.4s
Then we went to a nightclub, which was incredible. This big, fancy one. - Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.
