Jesus, fuck. - Hang on one second. - What? Becca, I don't think you wanna do this. - You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk. - I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me. I want you to be my first. I want you inside me. So just... Just go with it. - Let it happen. - I know, but...
Superbad
1.7s
Holy shit, they busted Fogell.
Superbad
8s
- The joint can't hold me. - Holy shit, Fogell's a badass. I'm gonna break your glasses, you fucking cop. You can't hold me. Fucking pigs.
Superbad
10.1s
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.
Superbad
1.5s
I love you.
Superbad
9.1s
Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Mark. Let's just chill. Everyone just chill out.
Superbad
9.8s
Hey, so did you bring a condom for tonight? You brought a condom with you? Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know? I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.
Superbad
1.7s
Fagell?
Superbad
1.1s
Come on, go.
Superbad
2.1s
- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.
Superbad
2.6s
Hello, hello. Hey, guys.
Superbad
2.7s
I didn't puke on you, did I?
Superbad
33.2s
That's fun. Why do they make that? If you can't even win, then why am I fucking playing? Do you wanna go see what my dad has? What the fuck?
Superbad
14.6s
That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing. I'd love to be at all of them, but... Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday? There was so many things going on. I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance. - What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.
Superbad
2.7s
I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.
Superbad
2.3s
That was a fast kid.
Superbad
12.3s
Seth's parents were throwing a party. We got to hang around adults, which was a nice change of pace. You converse, you talk to people and they have interesting stories. I talked to a man who claimed he had climbed five mountains in his life.
Superbad
39s
- I'm an amateur. I kind of... - That looks like an M&M. Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap? Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance? I don't seem to be getting any. Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did. He... He... He came in, he's wielding... He's wielding something. He hits this small gentleman in the slacks. And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you. - I did not say that. - No, he doesn't. Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow. Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterinary exam!
