Know what my father said to me on his deathbed? What did he say, Dave? "I'm disappointed because you haven't done enough with your life."
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He's alive, everybody. Oh, fuck! Got a bulletproof vest on! I don't know how he got it! But he's got it on! Thank you for watching my interview. This is Dave Skylark... signing off.
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Don't shoot! I have a puppy!
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I think I can do this.
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You liar!
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Don't you know that the U.S. has more incarcerated people per capita than us? No. But... So perhaps now you would like to return to the civil discussion... we had originally agreed upon.
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- When I rap about violence... - Wait. ...or, you know, sound like I'm promoting violence... - ...I think that it's more or less... - What? What? What? ...because, you know, it's kind of about me just confronting it. What did he just say? He said he was gay. Dave. Dave, we're pretty sure we just heard him say he was gay. Em, let's just back it up a moment. You... just said... that you were gay?
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You see how big their guitars are compared to their bodies?
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We now turn to the hostile nation of North Korea. The rocket they are testing is big enough... to reach the West Coast of the United States. Today, an official of the United Nations tried to tell the world... so there will be no mistake... that we are living in the midst of a modern-day Hitler. A young, untested leader with nuclear ambition... - Kim Jong-un. - Kim Jong-un. We are talking about Kim Jong-un. Good evening. I'm Dave Skylark. Tonight, we are joined by 13-time Grammy winner... Oscar-winning songwriter, Detroit's own: Eminem. He'll speak with us about his new album which has been mired in controversy... concerning lyrics that some view as demeaning... to the elderly. Tonight... on Skylark Tonight.
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This is fucking bullshit. Let's take it to a serious tip. Supreme Leader Kim... when the United States, which has an enormous stockpile of nuclear weapons... insists that countries like yours have none... does that feel hypocritical to you? Many Americans do not realize... that the war in North Korea was entirely the fault of the United States. Damn! Kim's calling us out! - You really are still hopeful? - No. I'm not hopeful at all. He's bailed on the plan. America, what you done to these Koreans? This is a little embarrassing. When you think of all that your country has been through... the wars, the floods... do you think your people should be rewarded... for their resilience and strength?
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I'm a little confused here because "gay" can mean a lot of things. I am a homosexual.
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Yeah, get in there.
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Dude, where are we going? I thought we were going to the Hamptons. - What is this place? - We're just, you know... just hanging out. - Okay. - All right, all right, all right. It's a surprise party for you. What? Why? Why did you just tell me that? Because I'm so excited! This is gonna be great! - I don't understand what's happening. - Surprise! All right, all right, I already told him! - You're the best in the world, cocksucker. - Not now, Malcolm. Come on. Thank you. Why is this happening? You've been with us for 1000 episodes! - Are you kidding me? - Ten years, baby!
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Yeah, or, you know, when I say things about gay people... or people think my lyrics are homophobic. It's because I'm gay.