No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys. Stop eating! Don't eat another piece of bacon. Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay? I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon. Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
This Is the End
8.4s
It's in my eyes! Dude! It's in my mouth! He's gone! Where is he? He's fucking gone! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
This Is the End
10.4s
I'm not fucking going. You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going. Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous? You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are. You go get us some fuckin' water.
This Is the End
19.7s
Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me. I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth. It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there. Okay, okay. Shove it right in there. Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah. You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum. It's not fucking working, man! What the fuck! How do we get it in there? Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
This Is the End
13.5s
If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. And if my business suffers, I suffer. So much suffering. All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. I have to do what's right. Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.
This Is the End
21.6s
I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.
This Is the End
12.9s
Go fish. Put it back inside of here. Do you know what it is? Yeah. Now you ask me for something that you need. First bit. You're not cutting it all? That's smart. You're divvying it up first.
This Is the End
1.5s
Look out! Shit!
This Is the End
1.5s
Doesn't feel too good, does it?
This Is the End
6.2s
All I know is I'm scared as hell, and I just want to get back to our friends. Yeah, but they're not my friends.
This Is the End
10.7s
I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations. You took my Bible? Well, just hear me out, and you tell me that what I'm describing isn't what's going on right now.
This Is the End
1.7s
Fuck that dude.
This Is the End
5.9s
Wait a second. I know what happened. You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm.
This Is the End
3.5s
So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.
This Is the End
1.4s
Shit.
This Is the End
3.1s
Let's get that money. Let's do it.
This Is the End
4.5s
This is like, Fruyere or some shit. That's me. Come on, Danny! You licked your finger. Come on, man.
