I got bumped up, man, to sous-chef. - Sous-chef? - Yeah. No shit! That's excellent! Congratulations, man. That's a big deal. Thank you, man. That means a lot coming from you, seriously. Yeah, but enough about me. So, what are you gonna do? You're gonna laugh.
Chef
46.6s
I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tired of on-my-own Won't you help me, girl, just as soon as you can? People say that I've found a way To make you say that you love me Hey, baby, you didn't go for that It's a natural fact That I wanna come back Show me where it's at Baby, yeah I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tired... Dad. Dad. Dad! Come on. Let's go.
Chef
20.5s
Wow! - Good? - It's fucking unbelievable, man. - Is it? - Holy shit! - No, seriously. - No, I'm serious. - Tell me the truth. - I'm telling you the truth. - It's incredible. - Is it good seasoning? - The seasoning's perfect. - Roll that shit! Chef Big Dog up all night cooking! - Come on in, buddy. - Come here. - Tony, check this out. - Shut up and taste this, amuse douche. - Come here. - What we got?
Chef
13.1s
Step aside, step aside. Thank you. Who's in charge here? Um, uh, me. What do you need, sir? - I need to talk to you on the side. - OK. - On the side, please. Right away. - I got you. I got it, I got it.
Chef
10.7s
- How's it work? - It's cool. It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool? - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting? No. - Sign me up. - OK.
Chef
56.2s
- Hey, Mom. - Where are you? - I'm in Austin. - Are you OK? - I'm great. - How's your daddy? Here, talk to him. - Hi, Inez. - Hi. - You want me to pick him up? - No, you're a thousand miles away. It's OK. I can go get on a plane and pick him up. - No, it's fine. He's doing great. - "I miss him. "I want you to come home. I love him." He's fine. He's got a couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife. Please, I'm serious. Let me go and pick him up. You know your son's a cook now? - I'm a line cook. - He's a line cook. Be careful! I'll have him home in time for school. - And you? Are you OK? - I'm amazing! "Oh, you're so sexy in that bandana. I want your big platanos." Looks here like you guys are having so much fun. Alright, give me one second. Did you know your son could work a grill? - I had beer. - What did he say? Stop. Stop, stop. He says he misses you. Aww, tell him I love him. - Dad got me a knife. - He says, "I love you." - What? - "I love you!" I love you too!
Chef
8.1s
It sucks. I guess you'll have to stay there for a while, bro. Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't know if you heard or not, but...
Chef
25.3s
Know what a meme is? I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme. Carl, you need to take a break. I've been on a break. I've had too much of a break. - No, you need a real break. - I need to work. - I need to get back into a kitchen. - You don't. Carl... I wish I never... I should've cooked the shit he wanted me to cook. You gonna go work for another Riva in some other restaurant? You've been miserable here as long as I've known you, Carl. - That's not true. We've had a blast. - Yes, we've had a blast. And now it's time for you to go.
Chef
33.6s
- I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef. - Look at that. - Mmm. I love both of you. We love you, man. Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on. - Hang on, hang on. - I love you, man. - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out? The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me. I got no job prospects whatsoever. - What about those offers you got? - No. It's all dried out. - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing. - Come on. - I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano. I don't even know what that means. I'm everywhere. OK? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme.
Chef
21.9s
- Wow. - It's good? Huh? Look at that. - Too much heat? - That's perfect, Chef. - It's good? Seasoning? - Oh, it's perfect. - It's nice and spicy. - You like it? - Oh, man. - Ha, jefe? Look at that. - I do. - Yeah? - It's fucking great. - Is it good? - Don't fuck with me. - But it's so good. - See, jefe? I told you. - It's flavourful as fuck, man. - It's nice, right? - Umm. - Is it good? - Yo, Big Dog, fuck Twitter.
Chef
23.7s
What the hell are you doing here, man? What's this madness, huh? - This is crazy. - Yeah. - You didn't go home, did you? - No. - Come here. Check it out. - Go home, man. - You've been here all night. Go home. - Come here. Get some sleep. Fuck Twitter. Come on, get outta here. "Fuck Twitter"? What are you talking about, "Fuck Twitter"? I mean, you know, fuck 'em. That's what I mean. - Who reads that shit anyhow? - I'm not on Twitter. I don't know what you're talking about. Nothing. Just classic bullshit. What is that? - That's carne asada. Check it out. - Wow.
Chef
3.8s
Good. I'm gonna make it up to him.
Chef
6.9s
- We both agreed not to do that. - I know. Why don't I just cook you something? Oh, OK. Fuck it. Let's go.
Chef
1m6s
I don't get it. I don't get it. Everyone loved it. He loved it, even. Then Why'd he write all that mean shit about me? About my food? Who cares? Who cares? I do. 'Cause I could have done better. I should have cooked the shit I was gonna cook. You're ignoring the fact that everyone was happy and you're making a problem where there's no problem. It's not hard to make people happy. There's certain things you could put on a menu that'll make everybody happy. If you put ahi tuna on a menu, it will sell out. It's guaranteed. You know that. But I cooked the beef cheek, which is a better dish, and nobody wants to even try it. - It was good, though. - Yeah, for family meal. Well, who you cooking for, though? That's my point. Why do I have to pick? Why do I have to choose? Why can't I have both? There are chefs that cook food that they believe in and people will try because they're open to a new experience and they'll end up liking it. - What do you want me to say to you? - The truth. You want me to tell you that you're the best chef that I ever worked with. And it's true, because you are. You are, Carl. You are the best chef I've ever worked with. - OK. - I mean it. Well, thank you. You're welcome.