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You there? Yeah. And it's only for the weekends and after school after you're done with your homework, and the money goes into your college fund. OK. Does that sound good? That sounds pretty good. Mom! Dad wants me to cook on his truck! No, really! He's on the phone. Mom wants to talk to you. I think it's yes. Hang on.
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1m15s
Baby I'm hot just like an oven I need some lovin' And, baby I can't hold it much longer It's getting stronger and stronger And when I get that feelin', I want sexual healing Sexual healing is good for me Makes me feel so fine Helps to relieve my mind Yeah Sexual healing, baby, is good for me Sexual healing is something that's good for me Whenever blue teardrops are falling And my emotional stability is leaving me There is something I can do I can get on the telephone and call you up, baby Honey, I know you'll be there to relieve me The love you give to me will... Jefe, jefe. It says 'sold out', man. We should be good. I think they're holding for us.
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59.9s
- You don't... - I know. I got a problem, 'cause she's... best receptionist I've ever had. - Yeah. - Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08. So, clearly, she's also a fucking liar. - Right. That's tough. - What do you want? You want a coconut water? - Um... - You OK? I'm alright. I'm alright. - Do you want a drink? - I would... No. Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here. - Alright, so... - Let's start off easy. We got shit to talk about. Look, bang, you got four swatches, right? Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff. - Pick it. - The... For the... For here? I don't know. Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down, 'cause people keep slippin' around like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here. You could always get 'em... take the booties off and, uh... Can't do that. We'll go with, I don't know, this one? - You like that one? - I think... If I had to... But if you're not gonna paint, I would... This just seems like it goes with anything. People aren't walking on the walls, Carl. Or I could keep it if I want. - The... - Keep the kid. - Yeah. - Knowing that it's not mine. - Yes. - You know, for once, I'm a good guy.
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55.2s
What the hell are you doing? You sending pictures to Mom? - I'm posting a Vine. - A Vine? What's a Vine? It's a video. Look. Hey, come on, man! Get that out of my face. - Seriously. - Christ. - It's only six seconds. - Who'd make a video six seconds? - A six-second video. - Can you believe this generation? Unbelievable, man. Little attention. ADHD. - ADHD is right. - That's nothing. I've also been shooting these videos... one second every day. One-second videos? Now you're joking with me. No. You edit 'em all together. One second of every day. And then you cut 'em together and watch it. It's cool. OK, enough with the virtual world. How about something real? Who wants to stop at Disney World? - Oh, yeah, I do. - Disney World? That's real? We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans. - Hey! Hey, that is your son. - That's my boy. A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World. Now I've seen everything. I can't wait to try my first beignet. Every other person you say 'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo. Yeah, he thinks... - Your kid thinks doughnuts. - Doughnuts. Yeah, I know. I like that. Alright, New Orleans.
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28.9s
Hey, wait a second. Before we attack each other and tear ourselves to shreds like a pack of maniacs, let's just open the sack first and see what's actually in it. It might not even be worth the trouble. - What do you say? - I'm not sure. Maybe. Alright. A rancid apple core; two worm-eaten banana peels; a moldy rice cake; a dried-up pickle; tin of sardine bones; a pile of broken egg-shells; an old, smushed-up, rotten gizzard with maggots all over it... Okay, it's worth it.
Isle of Dogs