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Oh, yeah, that's... that's real funny. A man dying of heartbreak. That... that's hilarious. No. We are sympathetic.

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Yeah, that's true.

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We keep them on hand always.

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- Are you a bus driver? - Yeah. Do you ever drive one of those accordion buses? Articulated.

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Because of the bake sale this weekend, I thought that if my cupcakes sell really well, it might be kind of a sign. Sign of what, honey? My dream! To have my own cupcake business, of course. Oh, that'd be nice.

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If we have children, would you like it if they were twins?

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Sure, why not?

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Lucky guy.

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Hmm... Then some say there can be five, six, seven...

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Ah ha!

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Mmm. Mm-hm. Yeah. Twins.

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Mm.

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We have plenty of matches in our house.

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Excuse me!

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You know, darling, I really think you should do something about those beautiful poems. They should belong to the world, you know? The world? Well, now you're trying to scare me. I am not! I'm serious, you big dumbbell.

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Another One. When you're a child, you learn there are three dimensions - height, width, and depth.

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The Line There's an old song my grandfather used to sing that has the question, "Or would you rather be a fish?" In the same song is the same question but with a mule and a pig, but the one I hear sometimes in my head is the fish one. Just that one line.

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Thanks.

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