...he comes back with a shotgun. Now the bear comes over, taps him on the shoulder, knocks the shotgun out the way, and does the same thing. So he's sittin' like this, look at this bear. - He does not go back. - Well, he goes back. First, he goes out and gets a bazooka, puts the bazooka on his shoulder. He walks out there, the bear comes up, taps him on the shoulders and says... you don't come here.
Paterson
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We had two little children.
Paterson
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Like a shoebox. Then, later, you hear there's a fourth dimension - time.
Paterson
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We have plenty of matches in our house.
Paterson
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You OK, Doc?
Paterson
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What do you think?
Paterson
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I knock off work, have a beer at the bar. I look down at the glass and feel glad.
Paterson
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I am an actor.
Paterson
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I was dreaming that we were in ancient Persia.
Paterson
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Ah ha.
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- You up? - Uh-uh.
Paterson
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- I'm sorry. - Oh.
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Would you rather be a fish?
Paterson
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Good morning.
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Oh, yeah, that's... that's real funny. A man dying of heartbreak. That... that's hilarious. No. We are sympathetic.
Paterson
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Yeah, that's true.
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We keep them on hand always.
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- Are you a bus driver? - Yeah. Do you ever drive one of those accordion buses? Articulated.