Have you got any plans for dinner at all? Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wend our way up The Golden Mile. Commencing with an inaugural tankard at The First Post, then onto The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The World's End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind drunk.
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Sam.
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Andy, did you see...
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That's a joke, right? Five guys. Twelve pubs. Fifty pints. Sixty pints. Steady on, you fucking alky. I haven't had a drink for 16 years, Gary. You must be thirsty then. We can go back, see the guys, chew the fat, it'll be just like it always was, except this time we're going to finish this thing once and for all. You have a very selective memory, Gary. Thanks. You remember the Friday nights. I remember the Monday mornings. Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.
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Now, let's have a little chat about your future, shall we, hmm?
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It was good to see you, mate.
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Come on!
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Gentlemen! The prodigal sons return! What will it be, one of our guest ales perchance?
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Was the music too loud? Your left brake light is faulty. Oh! The old brake lights! So called because they're always breaking. I'll get that sorted out, Officer.
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Ah! You know what? It's in my wallet. And I left that at the bloody gym! Any other form of identification? No, it's all in my sports bag. That's bloody typical, isn't it? Um... I'll give you my name and address, you can run me through the old system. Go on then. It's Peter Page. 48 Bishop's Gardens, London, N2 T12.
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So, Mr. Page, what brings you to Newton Haven? Well, we're all from here. We're just back to see the sights. Have a crack at the old Golden Mile. Might get a bit messy. Well, you make sure you get that brake light fixed and you might want to do an emissions test, too.
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Pretty cool, eh, gang? So, they're not here to harm us?
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And guess what? They want us along for the ride.
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Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of a player, but really, he was all mouth. We called him O-Man because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a six. He loved it.
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Are you a robot?
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They've seen something in us, a potential. There's a vast community of worlds up there, living together, peacefully, cooperatively.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you a robot, sir? No, Peter, of course I'm not a robot. Sir? Yes, Steven. But you're on their side, though? This is not about sides, Steven. It's not about shirts versus skins. It's about working together as one team. I know it may seem a bit weird and a little bit scary, but please believe me, it's quite the opposite, They're here to help. To straighten us out. To prepare us for the big league.