Are you a robot, sir? No, Peter, of course I'm not a robot. Sir? Yes, Steven. But you're on their side, though? This is not about sides, Steven. It's not about shirts versus skins. It's about working together as one team. I know it may seem a bit weird and a little bit scary, but please believe me, it's quite the opposite, They're here to help. To straighten us out. To prepare us for the big league.
The World's End
3.8s
You've had enough! This is The World's End, man! I know!
The World's End
3.6s
Shit, it's those fucking kids. Not them again.
The World's End
1.2s
Okay.
The World's End
1.4s
Either one of those will do.
The World's End
6.2s
We are not going to The King's Head. We're done. We're going to do what we should have done in the first place. Get The Beast and get out of here.
The World's End
11.5s
Nine pints in and it was us against the world. Things got mental in The Beehive, so we repaired to the bowls club or as we liked to call it, The Smokehouse, which is when it all went fuck up.
The World's End
3.1s
We are fucking leaving and we are never coming back.
The World's End
6.3s
Ever had one of those nights that starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life?
The World's End
4.4s
He thought that was funny. It wasn't meant to be. Not that night.
The World's End
3.6s
Thank you. What about you? That's easy.
The World's End
8.6s
Pete was the baby of the group. He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with, but he was good for a laugh. And he was absolutely minted.
The World's End
32.6s
Newton Haven was our hometown. Our playground, our universe. And that night it was the site of a heroic quest. The aim? To conquer The Golden Mile. Twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic Indulgence. There was The First Post, The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall... All before reaching our destiny, The World's End. We took my car into town. I called it The Beast because she was pretty hairy.
The World's End
7.1s
Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go. I had another date that night and her name was Amber.
The World's End
7.7s
And so, our journey into manhood began. We were off. We didn't waste any time. We hit pub one and we hit it hard.
The World's End
2.9s
No! It's just one more.
The World's End
17.7s
Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls. I think he saw us as rivals. Sweet, really. And Andy. Andy was my wingman. The one guy I could rely on to back me up. He loved me, and I'm not being funny, but I loved him, too.
The World's End
4.8s
It was June the 22nd, 1990, our final day of school.
