Look, just because you got a fancy office and I don't even have a desk doesn't change who we really are. The truth is, you're still a dork, and I can still kick your ass.
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We didn't mean it.
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But it's very important not to stop being a husband and a wife.
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Definitely not for your dick. Because anybody that's peed next to you knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie.
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By the way, I had no clue what I was doing with any of this shit, so you got a lot of work to do.
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Yeah, you did. I get it, you guys think I'm a dick.
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Crazy, huh? Look at us. A lot of memories.
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I'm your dick.
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I have to tell you something. You don't have to explain.
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But the fact that I still have feelings for you just means that what we had was special. Don't get me wrong, all right. I love Ellie more than anything. But no matter how much time passes you'll always be my first love.
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That's Selena Vega in front of us. Wait, wait, wait, Selena... Hold on, Michelle's friend from band? You got it. Oh, my God. I'm sorry I didn't recognize you. You look different.
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Because we want you to plan our wedding. Say yes.
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Allow me. Yeah, Kevin, allow him. This better be good, Stafler.
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What are you doing? Taking what's mine.
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There you are! I've been looking all over for you. Listen, we really need to...
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Fine.
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I'm not talking about the show.
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All right, let's see what you got, Kev. "Kevin Myers. Hopes to still be living it up" "with the amazing Vicky Lathum." Oh, man! Vicky! What? I am sure your wife would be very happy to read that. What? I was dating Vicky at the time.