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But then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders across the world: Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro and Kenneth West. Everyone apart from me. You, Sagdiyev... will return to US&A to deliver a gift so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, since, on previous mission, I had accidentally made shit in front his house. So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. America’s most famous ladies man - -Michael Pence. -BORAT: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. What is the gift?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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MAN: Take care. You’re welcome. Have a good day. BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in US&A. America had become calculator crazy. I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. I think we could get rid of this one for $30. -Ah. -Mm-hmm. -(phone ringing) -What this? -FaceTime. Yes? -And now... -Hello? -Hello. -Who this? This is Brian. Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. You are demon? This guy that you’re seeing in the phone... -Please be quiet. -...is me. -What? -If I say something, he says something. Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. Speakings not polite. So I’m gonna show you how you can ask Google questions and it’ll give you answers. -I can make it typings? -Yes.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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We-We’ve seen a dramatic drop in having children produced within wedlock. It’s a huge problem in our society. And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity in-in the United States. -Can I say something? -Uh... -Yes. -I want-- Yes. -I want you to speak now. -(panting) I’d love for you to speak now. -This important. -Yes. -WOMAN: Yeah, great. -Yes. Something really strange, something wonderful just happened to me. -And... -(applause)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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-It’s actually on the verge... -BORAT: Michael Pen-is! Michael Pen-is! I brought a girl for you! -(crowd jeering) -Don’t worry, I won’t get jealous! She not Ivanka. Get out! (crowd booing) Pussy Hound Pen-is! You just hit me, man. You just hit me. Don’t punch me. Mike, help me! (crowd jeering) Mike, you’re fired! CROWD (chanting): Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! CROWD: Four more years! -A hundred more years! -CROWD: Four more years! BORAT: If you release me, I’ll give you my Klan robes. -Don’t stop. Keep moving. -How about my wig? Don’t stop. Keep moving. PENCE: The United States Senate cleared our president on all... ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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Best of all, I am reinstate as number-four journalist in all of Kazakhstan. Who number three? Tutar Sagdiyev. Why not? May the patriarchy go to hells. -Nice. -No, "ni-i-ice." Don’t mansplain to me. Feminists. My visit to US&A make me realize that greatest threat to Kazakhstan is no longer the Jew. It is, in fact, the Yankee. -Jangshemash. -(crowd cheering) Welcome to the first ever Running of the American.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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While waiting for Johnny, I decide to make inspection of nearest village. -MAN (Kazakh accent): My name a Borat. -What do you say? -Borat. -No, it’s not me. -High five. -No, that’s... (stammers) I must go. There was problem. People make recognize my face. (excited chatter) BORAT: Not me. I’ll pay you a dollar for an autograph. -You make mistake. -Can I get an autograph? BORAT: It not me. Yeah, it somebody else. -(excited chatter) -(tires screeching) BORAT: Or maybe it was gray suit. MAN: Borat! -I’m not Borat. -Borat! -Yeah, you are. -Yeah, you are. Can’t deny it. -I’m not Borat. (people cheering) BORAT: How would I do my secretive mission if I was famous? I would need disguises. -Ah. -What is this? -That almost looks like you. -What is that? BORAT: "Stupid foreigner reporter"? Yeah. Kind of looks like you. You got the dark hair and the mustache. No, but this is not like me. I mean, it does look like you. No? ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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I have a non-male son? Daddy? Why are you living like this? Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage. Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov! BORAT: Mm. How old are you? Fifteen. Fifteen?!?? You’re the oldest unmarried woman in all Kazakhstan! I’m so happy that you’re back. I’m not. I’m off to US&A. Please take me with you! Not possible. (yelling in Kazakh) Please Daddy. (speaks Kazakh) Here... -have a piece of onion instead. -MAN: Sagdiyev. Johnny’s in the crate. You must leave now. Uh... nice to meet you.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm