I will never get to live in a golden cage like Melania!
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But I failed my mission. It’s okay. People make mistakes.
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So the mans sometimes tell lies? Yes. A-A lot. Hmm.
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa. -(both speaking Kazakh)
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What he say? MAN: "If you can deliver her to Rudy, you will live." ♪ ♪ High five! (laughs) -You’re not gonna be killed. -I love you. ♪ ♪
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No, you don’t, ’cause you would’ve said yes. I excite. You excite, but that’s not what you want. Okay, I don’t think you need to do that. ’Cause you’re pretty and you’re young. And any man should like you as you are. You shouldn’t want to be anybody else but yourself. But if I have enormous titties, I don’t have to learn how to swim. Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning. You will still have to learn how to swim. They will protect me. How will they protect you? They titties. Titties are not gonna keep you out the water. You are pretty. You’re a pretty-- Girl, look at yourself. Look. Look. You see yourself? Huh?
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Are you serious? I swallowed the baby. You’re not supposed to eat the baby! (grunting)
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Thank you. ♪ ♪ There is so little wind in here!
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BORAT: Before the ball, I would meet with fancy lady who would help me introduce my daughter to high societies. WOMAN: Hi. How are you today? Good. Uh, Cliff. Cliff Safari. And my name is Dr. Jeanie. So nice to meet you today. My daughter, Miss Ellie, I need to get her ready for ball. So the thing about it is we want to get your daughter all prepared by showing her the right kinds of things to do. Hell yeah! (classical music playing)
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(chorus singing bright opera music)
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(chuckles) Yes, you are beautiful. So I don’t see anything on your body or on your face that need to change. I want you to be happy. But I wish you would just think about some of the stuff I said. Think about going to school. Use your brain, ’cause your daddy is a liar, okay? My daddy’s the smartest person in the whole flat world.
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What’s the matter, Daddy? Nothing. Will they hurt you?
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-"Restaurants near me." -Mm-hmm. BORAT: Maybe I look for food that I like to eat. And for dessert, um...
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A cameraman will follow you to document your mission. I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov. Impossible. Why? You are sitting on him.
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While Johnny traveled by luxury cruise ship, I was placed on cargo boat and arrived 22 days later.
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Can you write, uh, "My daughter is here. Shall I give her as gift?"
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But then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders across the world: Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro and Kenneth West. Everyone apart from me. You, Sagdiyev... will return to US&A to deliver a gift so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, since, on previous mission, I had accidentally made shit in front his house. So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. America’s most famous ladies man - -Michael Pence. -BORAT: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. What is the gift?
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MAN: Take care. You’re welcome. Have a good day. BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in US&A. America had become calculator crazy. I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. I think we could get rid of this one for $30. -Ah. -Mm-hmm. -(phone ringing) -What this? -FaceTime. Yes? -And now... -Hello? -Hello. -Who this? This is Brian. Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. You are demon? This guy that you’re seeing in the phone... -Please be quiet. -...is me. -What? -If I say something, he says something. Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. Speakings not polite. So I’m gonna show you how you can ask Google questions and it’ll give you answers. -I can make it typings? -Yes.