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BORAT: Jangshemash. My name a Borat. My life is nice. Not. But how I end up like this? 14 year ago, I release a moviefilm which was great success in US&A. But Kazakhstan become a laughingstocks around the world. Our exports of potassium and pubis plummet. Many brokers leapt from our tallest skyscrapers. (grunts)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
28.4s
-You care? -Yes. Okay. So, shouldn’t she make the decision on who she marries? But there is only, uh, two hours left before she will meet with this man. That’s two hours. -You got two hours to stop it. -Yes. Find your baby and tell her she don’t have to do that. Thank you so much. -Okay, I will go. -Okay. Oh, one last thing.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
59.7s
While waiting for Johnny, I decide to make inspection of nearest village. -MAN (Kazakh accent): My name a Borat. -What do you say? -Borat. -No, it’s not me. -High five. -No, that’s... (stammers) I must go. There was problem. People make recognize my face. (excited chatter) BORAT: Not me. I’ll pay you a dollar for an autograph. -You make mistake. -Can I get an autograph? BORAT: It not me. Yeah, it somebody else. -(excited chatter) -(tires screeching) BORAT: Or maybe it was gray suit. MAN: Borat! -I’m not Borat. -Borat! -Yeah, you are. -Yeah, you are. Can’t deny it. -I’m not Borat. (people cheering) BORAT: How would I do my secretive mission if I was famous? I would need disguises. -Ah. -What is this? -That almost looks like you. -What is that? BORAT: "Stupid foreigner reporter"? Yeah. Kind of looks like you. You got the dark hair and the mustache. No, but this is not like me. I mean, it does look like you. No? ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
52.4s
No, you don’t, ’cause you would’ve said yes. I excite. You excite, but that’s not what you want. Okay, I don’t think you need to do that. ’Cause you’re pretty and you’re young. And any man should like you as you are. You shouldn’t want to be anybody else but yourself. But if I have enormous titties, I don’t have to learn how to swim. Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning. You will still have to learn how to swim. They will protect me. How will they protect you? They titties. Titties are not gonna keep you out the water. You are pretty. You’re a pretty-- Girl, look at yourself. Look. Look. You see yourself? Huh?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
32.4s
(Giuliani grunting) -Nice to meet you, my dear. -Nice to meet you. -You’re one of my greatest heroes. -Oh, that’s so nice. -Thank you. Thank you. -Yes. I will try my best, but because I am super excited and nervous... Well, you relax. I’ll relax. You want me to ask you questions? (both chuckling) -I’ll relax you, okay? -Yes. Thank you. I feel like I’m living in a fairy tale. Come here. You’re gonna do great, okay? (tires screeching) ♪ ♪
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm