We use my iPhone 4’s hot spot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan. Now we are part of the global community, influencing elections around the world.
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Jangshemash! Kazakhstan now feminist nation. Like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms.
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What is that magical calculator? It’s called a phone.
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(group vocalizing)
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You like it? It’s the best present I’ve ever had! Is it nicer than Melania’s cage? Not quite, but similar to cage of the wife before her... ...Stormy Daniels. -Ah. -Get some sleep. Tomorrow we will get you ready for Pence.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
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MAN: Take care. You’re welcome. Have a good day. BORAT: Much had changed since I was last in US&A. America had become calculator crazy. I needed to make purchasings of an electrical abacus. I think we could get rid of this one for $30. -Ah. -Mm-hmm. -(phone ringing) -What this? -FaceTime. Yes? -And now... -Hello? -Hello. -Who this? This is Brian. Hello. I talk to him. Please be quiet. Hello? Ghost with blue shirt, answer me. You are demon? This guy that you’re seeing in the phone... -Please be quiet. -...is me. -What? -If I say something, he says something. Brian Brother, please, you must be quiet. Speakings not polite. So I’m gonna show you how you can ask Google questions and it’ll give you answers. -I can make it typings? -Yes.
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That afternoon, I procure a sleeping apartment for Johnny and transform it into accommodation -suitable for an ape of his stature. -Welcome to US&A!
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-"Restaurants near me." -Mm-hmm. BORAT: Maybe I look for food that I like to eat. And for dessert, um...
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But then a miracle occurred. A magnificent new premier name McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again. He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders across the world: Putin, Kim Jong-un, Bolsonaro and Kenneth West. Everyone apart from me. You, Sagdiyev... will return to US&A to deliver a gift so that Kazakhstan will earn the respect of Trump. BORAT: I was instruct not to give the gift to Trump, since, on previous mission, I had accidentally made shit in front his house. So, it must go to someone in his inner circle. America’s most famous ladies man - -Michael Pence. -BORAT: The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a womans. What is the gift?
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I have a non-male son? Daddy? Why are you living like this? Because I have no husband to put me in a beautiful wife cage. Unlike that bitch, Lilyat Sakanov! BORAT: Mm. How old are you? Fifteen. Fifteen?!?? You’re the oldest unmarried woman in all Kazakhstan! I’m so happy that you’re back. I’m not. I’m off to US&A. Please take me with you! Not possible. (yelling in Kazakh) Please Daddy. (speaks Kazakh) Here... -have a piece of onion instead. -MAN: Sagdiyev. Johnny’s in the crate. You must leave now. Uh... nice to meet you.
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BORAT: Before I make commencings my mission, I returned to my village in order to give kiss to my sons and make sexy time with my wife. I’m back, everybody! I’m back! But I discovered that my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay, had taken everything from me: my Mikhael the Mouse pajamas and my sons, Bilak, Biram and Hueylewis. That not my name anymore. I’m so ashamed of you, I change it to... Jeffrey Epstein. (all shouting)
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Premier Nazarbayev! Listen carefully, asshole. I have a mission for you. BORAT: He explain that, while I was in gulag, US&A was ruin by an evil man who stood against all American values. His name? Barack Obama. This led to other Africans becoming political leaders.
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BORAT: All I had left was my livestocks: two pigs, one cow and a daughter. (gentle orchestral music playing over TV) NARRATOR (over TV): Once upon a time, there was a lowly peasant girl called Melania from shithole country Slovenia who dreamed of marrying a rich old man.
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A cameraman will follow you to document your mission. I will need my producer, Azamat Bagatov. Impossible. Why? You are sitting on him.
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Get lost! May all your shits have antlers! BORAT: It was time for me to return to Yankeeland -to save my peoples. -(shouts) ♪ ♪
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(grunts) I go to America! (crowd jeering) Go to hell, Sagdiyev! Don’t bother coming back this time! (crowd booing)
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Since Running of Jew had been canceled, all Kazakhstan had left was Holocaust Remembrance Day, where we commemorate our heroic soldiers -who ran the camps. -(dance music playing) I was blamed for Kazakhstan’s failure and banned from ever make reportings again. I was publicly humiliate. -Ow! Wawaweewa! -(cheering) I was sentence for life to hard labor in gulag. But 14 year later, men from government bring me to presidential palace.
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-What is this? -You put gas in it, propane. If I had a gypsy in a van and I opened the gas, -will it finish him? -Yeah, that-- Probably. -Yes? -Yeah. How many gypsies could I finish with one canister? However many you had in the van. Let’s say I wanted to, uh, um, finish lives of 20 gypsy. Would this be enough? Maybe the bigger one. -Ah, the bigger one. -Yeah. All right, you guys, your total is, uh, $1,491.82. Uh, too much. Maybe I take away some of this. (both speaking Kazakh)