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Hello. I, uh, want my daughter ball and chain, please. Okay, well, can you step back? ’Cause you’re too close to me. Did you take the test? To see if I, uh, had the syphilis? -Not syphilis. -Ah, yes. I had it 15 times. Not-- That’s not good. Okay, just stop right there. -What? -You have to stop right there. -Stop here? Why? -’Cause we can talk better that way. Can I have my ball and chain, please? -Are you finna put it back on her? -No, of course not. She, uh, luckily came to her senses, and she is, uh, about to gift herself to a new owner. She will be the happiest woman in the world, uh, just like, uh, Melania. Can I have my... Yes, I’m finna get your ball and chain -for you. -Thank you. You’re welcome.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
44.2s
I wanted to give my daughter a treat... I understand. I... I don’t need to hear any... -And she was... -I don’t need to hear any more of that. -I understand... -She just had to... ...that-that she is... -But look at that face. -I understand. -How could I not give it to her? -I understand. -Would you have not give it to her? -I understand. Listen, uh, it really... That is not important right now. We’re at this moment. It really doesn’t matter how we got to this moment. When he treat me, he said, "This will be our little secret." Yes, this is why I do it here behind a dumpster, so no... no one can see. Now that you know that I am her father, can we take it out now, please? God is the one who creates life. And God doesn’t make accidents.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
20.2s
They’re relying that you guys continue to shut up and sit in your house like good little subjects. -We will not comply. -(cheering) -MAN: Will not comply! -SPEAKER: Now you’re talking! I going to head up to the stage to see where she is. SPEAKER: We got to get up and fight, guys. God bless each and every single one of you. (cheering, applause)
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
1m12s
...where she remains to this day." TUTAR: Yes. This is not a true story. -Okay? -It is a true story. No, no, it’s not a true story. Your vagine cannot bite. It cannot suck your arms to a ball. It can’t do that. But my tatti told me that. -Okay. -He tell me the truth. I mean, I understand what you’re saying, -that your daddy told you that. -Yes. But that’s not the real world. -Are you touch your vagine? -Who, me? -Yes. -Have I ever touched it? -Yes. -Yes. -No. -Yes. -You can’t touch your... -And I-- Yes, and I’m here. Didn’t n-nothing ate me up. See, I’m here. You ready? ♪ ♪ TUTAR: What are you doing? JEANISE: We’re driving. Women can drive. -(crying) -Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Don’t cry. -It’s okay. -You can’t drive! You can’t drive! -I can drive. I can. -You can’t drive! -It’s impossible woman to drive! -No, no. -This is... -No, no, no! -You are a man dressed like a woman. -No. No. TUTAR: Help me! It’s a woman driving the car! ♪ ♪ May I?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
32.9s
JEANISE: Did you have a good time? -Yes. -I’m glad. What you finna do? I will get the surgery so my daddy can give me as a present for this American man. What kind of surgery? I will have the biggest titties in the whole world. Okay, so you’re getting plastic surgery at 15. Yes. -When you getting that done? -Now. -Now? -Yes. Well, do you want that?
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
22.8s
(chuckles) Yes, you are beautiful. So I don’t see anything on your body or on your face that need to change. I want you to be happy. But I wish you would just think about some of the stuff I said. Think about going to school. Use your brain, ’cause your daddy is a liar, okay? My daddy’s the smartest person in the whole flat world.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
1m57s
-You go ahead and come on in. -Oh. Oh. -BORAT: Very nice. Yes? -Well, hello. -Yes. -Yes. Nice to meet you. -Okay. -Yes. How long must we be stuck in here? JIM: Well, don’t know for sure. Till this COVID-19 thing passes. What is more dangerous, this, uh, virus or the Democrat? -BOTH: Democrats. -Uh-huh. I think, with the Democrats, with Obama-- and I think it goes back to the Clintons-- when they were also in office. This, uh, Clinton, they make this plague? -Yes. -JERRY: Yes. -Mm. Not nice! -Clintons are very evil. -Extremely evil. JIM: Supposedly, they torture these kids. -It gets their adrenaline flowing in their body. -Mm-hmm. Then they take that out of their adren-- -adrenal glands... -Yeah. ...and then they drink their blood or that-that out of their... -JERRY: I’ve heard about things like that. -Yeah. Hillary Clinton drink the, uh, blood of children? -That’s what we’ve heard. -Yeah. -I’ve heard. -It’s-it’s been said. -Yeah. -BORAT: Lucky for me, I was taken in by two of America’s greatest scientists. -What’s up? -I’m killing some of the viroos. -No, you can’t see the virus. -No, it’s still there. This will kill the virus. ♪ Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you ♪ ♪ And I’m wondering what it is I should do ♪ ♪ It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face ♪ ♪ Lose control, yeah, I’m all over the place ♪ ♪ Clowns to the left of me... ♪ -JERRY: That don’t go in here. -But this is for wash machine. -What is that, the flashlight? -I get you new flashlight. Alexa, order three flashlights. (grunts) Ah. ♪ Stuck in the middle with you... ♪ -JERRY: Oh... -JIM: Oh, wait a minute. -I don’t think that’s a flashlight. -BORAT: What is it? -JERRY: I didn’t get the... -BORAT: I said "flashlight." This is "Flesh." It’s called a Fleshlight.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm