But I failed my mission. It’s okay. People make mistakes.
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BORAT: Before the ball, I would meet with fancy lady who would help me introduce my daughter to high societies. WOMAN: Hi. How are you today? Good. Uh, Cliff. Cliff Safari. And my name is Dr. Jeanie. So nice to meet you today. My daughter, Miss Ellie, I need to get her ready for ball. So the thing about it is we want to get your daughter all prepared by showing her the right kinds of things to do. Hell yeah! (classical music playing)
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Thank you. ♪ ♪ There is so little wind in here!
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-I’m coming with you. -No, no. You want to live in a cage? I forbid it.
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Okay, we need to try this on.
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What’s the matter, Daddy? Nothing. Will they hurt you?
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♪ ♪
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-I need one of these... -BORAT: Ah. I know just the place!
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(speaking Kazakh)
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...he became more turgid than he’d ever been before.
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Are you serious? I swallowed the baby. You’re not supposed to eat the baby! (grunting)
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JEANISE: Did you have a good time? -Yes. -I’m glad. What you finna do? I will get the surgery so my daddy can give me as a present for this American man. What kind of surgery? I will have the biggest titties in the whole world. Okay, so you’re getting plastic surgery at 15. Yes. -When you getting that done? -Now. -Now? -Yes. Well, do you want that?
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So the mans sometimes tell lies? Yes. A-A lot. Hmm.
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We-We’ve seen a dramatic drop in having children produced within wedlock. It’s a huge problem in our society. And I think part of that is the decline of Christianity in-in the United States. -Can I say something? -Uh... -Yes. -I want-- Yes. -I want you to speak now. -(panting) I’d love for you to speak now. -This important. -Yes. -WOMAN: Yeah, great. -Yes. Something really strange, something wonderful just happened to me. -And... -(applause)
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No, you don’t, ’cause you would’ve said yes. I excite. You excite, but that’s not what you want. Okay, I don’t think you need to do that. ’Cause you’re pretty and you’re young. And any man should like you as you are. You shouldn’t want to be anybody else but yourself. But if I have enormous titties, I don’t have to learn how to swim. Your-your titties will not keep you from drowning. You will still have to learn how to swim. They will protect me. How will they protect you? They titties. Titties are not gonna keep you out the water. You are pretty. You’re a pretty-- Girl, look at yourself. Look. Look. You see yourself? Huh?
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(chuckles) Yes, you are beautiful. So I don’t see anything on your body or on your face that need to change. I want you to be happy. But I wish you would just think about some of the stuff I said. Think about going to school. Use your brain, ’cause your daddy is a liar, okay? My daddy’s the smartest person in the whole flat world.
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(chorus singing bright opera music)
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-It’s actually on the verge... -BORAT: Michael Pen-is! Michael Pen-is! I brought a girl for you! -(crowd jeering) -Don’t worry, I won’t get jealous! She not Ivanka. Get out! (crowd booing) Pussy Hound Pen-is! You just hit me, man. You just hit me. Don’t punch me. Mike, help me! (crowd jeering) Mike, you’re fired! CROWD (chanting): Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! Four more years! CROWD: Four more years! -A hundred more years! -CROWD: Four more years! BORAT: If you release me, I’ll give you my Klan robes. -Don’t stop. Keep moving. -How about my wig? Don’t stop. Keep moving. PENCE: The United States Senate cleared our president on all... ♪ ♪