I'’d rather be flensed and flayed than spend another hour with Forge Fitzwilliam. The man is insufferable.
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♪ Not fortune found Nor fate divine♪ ♪ Come close to toping The juice of the vine♪ ♪ With cherry crew We sip and sway♪ ♪ Let'’s tip the tankard And waste the day♪ Oi! Stop that singing!
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The Absolution Council is tomorrow.
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Don'’t be like that.
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She'’s caught in the Time Stop! Counter it, Simon! I can'’t. Sofina'’s too powerful.
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Take the tablet. Keep Kira safe.
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There they are!
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Intruders!
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But everything changed when we met the wizard Sofina.
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Yes, we were thieves, but I tried to hold us to a certain standard. We never harmed anyone. And we only robbed from those who would feel it the least.
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Before long, we became a team.
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Kira wasn'’t the only new recruit. We also added Simon, a so-so sorcerer, and a con man named Forge, who pushed us to aim even higher.
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Well, we didn'’t leave her at home. Hurry, hurry! Run, run, run!
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You may be wondering how we could carry on this criminal lifestyle with a young girl at home.
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Trust me.
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We have everything that we need. Not yet. But this is the last one.
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We knew almost nothing about her. Only that she wanted our help in robbing Korinn'’s Keep. That'’s a Harper stronghold. I don'’t know if you'’ve heard of it. I'’m sure Jarnathan has. The keep was filled with the priceless relics seized from evildoers, and only Harpers could gain access to the vault. Which is why Sofina came to us. At first, I refused. I wouldn'’t stoop that low. But then Forge told me that among the relics in Korinn'’s Keep, there was a Tablet of Reawakening, capable of bringing back a single deceased person. Even one killed by a Red Wizard'’s blade. You can probably see where this is going. Why can'’t I come?Sorry, Kir, this one'’s too dangerous. Then you shouldn'’t go.
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I'’ve never seen this place so crowded. Must be coming in for the High Sun Games. Yeah, my dad took me to the last one before they were outlawed. Anyone win? Well, one contestant made it to the final round before a monster ate his upper body, so... no.