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And, see, this is how we begin the process of the transformation. They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? What the... what the fuck was that? - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? I don't give a fuck about that shit. If you had me snort some shit that's gonna have me mutated, man, I want you to fucking shoot me! Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? No, I'm not getting semantic. You're the one that's being semantic if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. Was it coke? Was it not coke? - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. Calm down, man. You're... I wouldn't just give you the fusing catalyst without telling you. I'm not evil. Okay? The reason you're not high is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now that to be perfectly honest you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? So, sit down and just take a breath, man. It's fucking adrenaline. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It's fine, okay. Just breathe. Okay?
Sorry to Bother You
25.6s
And, so, our scientists have discovered a way. A chemical change to make humans stronger, more obedient, more durable and therefore more efficient and profitable. We are proud to announce to our shareholders that a new day in human productivity is dawning. Our workforce of Equisapiens will make WorryFree the most profitable company in human history.
Sorry to Bother You
19.7s
No. No, it's the same size. I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself. Is that why you tried to booty call me last night? I didn't try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you. It doesn't matter. I got a new one. What is up with you, Cash? You called me at 3:23. You left a video message. I didn't check it, cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck and I wasn't trying to do that... Can I see that?
Sorry to Bother You
24s
- I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. No, that's an olive door. That's very clearly an olive door. That's a jade door. Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. We're gonna go back to my office. I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? Wait, do you still have to pee? I mean, I pissed on myself, man. So, no I don't have to pee. Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sorry to Bother You