It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
We need to talk.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.2s
It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.3s
- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
Oh, yes.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.6s
I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.2s
- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.5s
Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10s
You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.3s
Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge? Carry the two-- Yes, that's correct. So what's your boyfriend's name? Does he go to school here? - Does he appreciate you? - That's none of your business. You know what? You're right.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.5s
Oh, my God!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.5s
I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.4s
It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.5s
The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.9s
I'll get that.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.5s
Big finish.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.9s
We're just gonna do a little bit of word association. Cookies!
