Hey, I know you, man! Oh, fuck. Congratulations, Van. I knew you had it in you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.7s
I can't do this!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.5s
The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.4s
It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.9s
Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.2s
Medic. - Having us both at the same time... - Will definitely lighten your load. - We will bend over backwards for you. - There's nothing too big... - we can't handle. - And we mean nothing. - We'll stay on top of you... - And ride you all semester. Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.7s
- May I? - As long as we cuddle afterwards.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
My name is Orissa Punjab Nizamabad.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.9s
We're just gonna do a little bit of word association. Cookies!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.5s
Big finish.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.4s
I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... such a buttload of your money for so long. It's by far the best investment I ever made.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5s
No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.8s
I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
Oh, my God. Feel it!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.9s
I'll get that.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17.7s
There's so much that I need to say-- the article-- I was scared that you wouldn't come. Well, I was trying to decide what panties I should wear.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.3s
You can't even-- I mean, this girl is-- - I was wondering-- - I'll do it.