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Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Continue, Mr. Wilder. - I'm okay. I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. Let the record show that... when I attended class... I did receive exemplary marks. However, it was only when I met a special someone... that I realized what I was doing-- hiding. See, after this is real life, and I wasn't ready for that. I don't know why exactly. I do know that I don't wanna end up like my father... whose whole life revolves around work. But I see that now. And I'm ready to move on. Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? - Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. - What's any of this got to do with... that he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? Mr. Wilder.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Those circus midgets cannot hold their booze!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Here, I'm done with all of this. - The Wilder story's not done. - Read it before you criticize. He got expelled today. Is that in your story? 'Cause it should be.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! There's no reason to stay here anymore! Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much? Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped... and all of our athletics-- those are all so minuscule? And I guess so is a promise... made to a wet-behind-the-ears kid from India whose only dream... was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, thank you, man. Enjoy yourself. All right, sister. Enjoy yourself. Power to the people. - How you doing, my man? - What's up?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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If you do not see potential in yourself, then you are a blind man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Fuck you, Van Wilder!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, please, you didn't think she'd be interested in a fuckup like you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Like a heart transplant patient finding a donor with the same blood type... and just the right chromosomal anomalies. A perfect match, connected forever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No harm, no foul.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hello? Casey. I'm just using Gwen's computer. Is Gwen there? I need to talk to her. She's at Richard's getting ready for the engagement dinner tonight. Message? Nope. That's all right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm Gwen Pearson, staff writer for The Liberator.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You've been looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. It is at your doorstep.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder