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"Depression: Is Prozac really the answer?" "Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda." "Tracking Tuition: Where does our money really go?" Each article well-written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson... and each article skipped over by the majority of the student body. I don't care. I won't pander to them.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
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- Thank you. - For four years... I have been grooming myself for the real world. I, like many, define the real world as stuff that happens after graduation. But I was wrong. It took a man by the name of Van Wilder to teach me that. You've all undoubtedly been to one of Van's parties. He's probably touched your life in some way, whether you know it or not. Watch Van do belly flops into a pool... but make sure you see he's raised $5,000 to give the swim team a next season. As you're all aware, Van was almost expelled. What you probably don't know is that he was set up... by a pathetic, egomaniacal frat boy... one who this reporter knows firsthand to have a serious problem... with premature ejaculation. And in reaction to this lynching... Van put in more effort in six days than most have all semester. Win or lose, we should thank him for reminding us what we're all capable of. That's simply what he does-- he inspires the uninspired.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder