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Sounds to me like your rectal itch was getting a late-night booty scratch. First, my bitch turns down my proposal. Then she runs into that loser's arms. Now I don't even know where my bitch is. Wilder's got some big blowout tonight. Maybe your bitch is gonna be there. You do not call her that, gonad! Hey, guys. Just giving you all the 411 . I'm a counselor for the Further Leaders of America's overnighter. The bus doesn't leave for a few hours. Is there anything I can do before I go? Anything at all?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, yeah, but also... because you have the potential to be great.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, hold up a second. What are you doing here? What am I doing here? What were you doing in there? As smashed as I am, I'm pretty sure that's my room, wasn't it? What was that girl, a freshman? She reads at a sophomore level. This was a big mistake, Van. I'm leaving. Why are you here? Did you come to hire me to do your bachelorette party? 'Cause your party pimp has already been booked by your fianc�. - My fianc�? What are you talking about? - When are you two tying the knot? Seriously, I'd really like to hold that date open. That is none of your business. And you know what? You're none of mine.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I'm here to enlist your services. - Let me guess. "Come as your favorite drunk-on-jis, come-gargling frat boy party"? Then your mom can come.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No one even knows we're here. Au contraire, mon fr�res. Girls!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I love you, man. - No, man. I love you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, my God. Feel it!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Is it true that this is your seventh year at Coolidge? Carry the two-- Yes, that's correct. So what's your boyfriend's name? Does he go to school here? - Does he appreciate you? - That's none of your business. You know what? You're right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, my God!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You really should have him neutered, man. That's up to him. They are getting bigger, aren't they?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder