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It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Swim team really does need your love, folks.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on? This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. Graphic. I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? No can do. We're at maximum capacity.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You Van Wilder? The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... so he came back for the starting lineup. Topless Tutors was dead.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Awesome work, sisters.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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So how long have you and premed Richard been together? - Since my freshman year. - I bet he's a tighty whitey guy. - Excuse me? - White, elastic band, constrictive. You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear. Like you. Granny panties, I bet. Does that allude to me being the plain, boring type? I just wanted a visual. I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears... to define them as a person. Like what? Like their actions. For instance, most people... want to get out of school so they can make money. You're trying to make money to stay in school.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Who's a big boy?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Looks like we got one more.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me. Can you tell me... where I might find the raddest fucking dude alive? Yeah, by the pool, Gramps.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You look so-- Wow. - Wow. - I was hoping you'd say that.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We are now in session. Mr. Wilder. You were found in violation of Article 2, Section B of Coolidge's bylaws-- soliciting of alcohol to extreme minors... which is grounds for immediate expulsion. You have opted to appeal. The floor is yours.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Gotta go. Sorry. Bye. Bye-bye. Call me. Gentlemen. Trooper. We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here. Hutch? Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

Swim team really does need your love, folks.

Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on? This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. Graphic. I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? No can do. We're at maximum capacity.

Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

You Van Wilder? The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... so he came back for the starting lineup. Topless Tutors was dead.

Awesome work, sisters.

I will be up when I'm done with my presidential responsibilities. Okay, I'll wait for you upstairs.

Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

Who's a big boy?

Looks like we got one more.

Excuse me. Can you tell me... where I might find the raddest fucking dude alive? Yeah, by the pool, Gramps.

Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

You look so-- Wow. - Wow. - I was hoping you'd say that.

We are now in session. Mr. Wilder. You were found in violation of Article 2, Section B of Coolidge's bylaws-- soliciting of alcohol to extreme minors... which is grounds for immediate expulsion. You have opted to appeal. The floor is yours.

Gotta go. Sorry. Bye. Bye-bye. Call me. Gentlemen. Trooper. We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here. Hutch? Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night.