I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.2s
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
- Why don't you walk? - I think I'll walk from here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.8s
Let us proceed.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.2s
- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
12.9s
Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.7s
I wonder how T-Bad's date's going. Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.7s
Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
32.5s
- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.7s
This is the culmination of my being. Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.8s
Take me. I want you now. Now! Shit!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.4s
Don't tease me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
God, these are excellent.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.8s
- So creamy. - They're awesome. Oh, they're so creamy.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.4s
Oh, they're still warm.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.7s
- Time out. - What the fuck, Jeannie? "From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau." Dig in, guys.
