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- What are you doing here? - You two know each other? That's my girlfriend, gluteous erecti. - You must be premed Dick. - Yeah, that's right. - What's it to you? - Thanks for the story. What story? Brilliant, Pearson. I have been inundated with people telling me... how much they enjoy reading about this guy. They want more, and so do I. I want you to do a follow-up. I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one. Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue... in two months?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey. Excuse me. Gwen!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, God! Those things could raise the Titanic.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Kids, this is what white jockey blowin' hookers will do to you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Why don't you go "release" your own pressure? And just so we're clear, I'm telling you to go fuck yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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They said I did them a mitzvah. That's Yiddish for "good deed." Write that down. Oh, yeah, she came too.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Not good at all. - Hey, you! Please move banner a skosh higher, huh?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Pearson, I got a hot news tip for you. It's Friday night. Get out of here. I know. I'm just doing some final revisions to this piece on euthanasia. Oh, I read that. Made me want to kill myself. I'm kidding. - Where's my Wilder story? - There is no story, Elliot. The guy's a joke. He tries to turn every interview into a date. A good writer gets her story no matter what. Please get me the Wilder piece. He's throwing a big party tonight. You should be there.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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After we put all the water back in the pool... we'll be accepting donations in the form of... cash, Visa and full-frontal nudity. Hutch, take over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You must be Van. - Hi.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Write that down.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's cool, Colossus. We'll find somebody. C-los, get your ass off my shirt.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Swim team really does need your love, folks.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Whoa. Trick or treat. What's going on? This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. Graphic. I'm sure we can accommodate a few more, yeah? No can do. We're at maximum capacity.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You Van Wilder? The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... so he came back for the starting lineup. Topless Tutors was dead.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Awesome work, sisters.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder