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I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Ladies and gentlemen... as you know... I've been a student here for seven years, and I've-- Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look who's checking out the Badalandabad. Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. - I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night? Can't you postpone it? Gwen, first exam-- most crucial. It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. Bye.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks. I'm doing a human interest piece on you. I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me. But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch. My editor did say this would be a challenge. Van, second date with Emily. Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. - Has anyone told you that before? - Yes, my boyfriend.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Come on!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's ridiculous! It's preposterous! It's ludicrous! By God, it's impetuous! - So does that mean you gonna help us? - Oh, it's on.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. I called you last night, Van.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That's right, folks. Save the swim team.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, my God! - Vile. - Oh, it burns!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Big finish.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Good enough for me. Have fun, guys. All right, Trapper. Stay cool.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you doing here? - You two know each other? That's my girlfriend, gluteous erecti. - You must be premed Dick. - Yeah, that's right. - What's it to you? - Thanks for the story. What story? Brilliant, Pearson. I have been inundated with people telling me... how much they enjoy reading about this guy. They want more, and so do I. I want you to do a follow-up. I did your story, Elliot. I'm not doing another one. Even if I tell you it's gonna be on the front page of the graduation issue... in two months?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder