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I'm bleeding!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What? - In other school news... we have an update on the "Wilder Watch." The rigorous day has been a success for Van the man. Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We're just gonna do a little bit of word association. Cookies!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Posterior gluteal line.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Mail it in!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying. Gordon, there are very few things more terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism. Hey, Richard. Ready to study? Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20. I'm in the middle of an 80-year tradition here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let's get it started then, shall we?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? - This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe? I'm not saying I've never been in here before. I'm saying it's usually a different part of my anatomy that does the leading. Oh, my God.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. Tit wad!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I certainly do.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- He'll call you back. - Unbelievable. Van Wilder's phone. - Terrible. - I think so. Yeah. - Hang on. - Unbelievable. Van's room. Saturday night, yeah. That's-- How did you-- From the paper? Yeah, that's fine! Okay, thanks. - No problem confirming. Bye. - This writing, it's just-- I was just wondering if you could... slam the door in my face. Van, you must listen to me. Because of her article, everybody wants to have a party thrown by Van Wilder... the party liaison. Your cash camel has arrived!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Ladies and gentlemen... as you know... I've been a student here for seven years, and I've-- Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm bleeding!

- What? - In other school news... we have an update on the "Wilder Watch." The rigorous day has been a success for Van the man. Five finals in the can with Professor McDoogle's advanced econ final to go.

We're just gonna do a little bit of word association. Cookies!

Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

Posterior gluteal line.

I need more time. There's got to be something that we can work out.

Mail it in!

Ease up on the medical terms. Just keep it simple and terrifying. Gordon, there are very few things more terrifying than non-congenital dwarfism. Hey, Richard. Ready to study? Gwenny, I said 9:30. It's 9:20. I'm in the middle of an 80-year tradition here.

Let's get it started then, shall we?

How often does your heart lead you into the women's locker room? - This would be a first. - Why do I find that hard to believe? I'm not saying I've never been in here before. I'm saying it's usually a different part of my anatomy that does the leading. Oh, my God.

Okay, listen up. We've got one quick stop off before we go. Tit wad!

I certainly do.

All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.

I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?

Ladies and gentlemen... as you know... I've been a student here for seven years, and I've-- Let Van stay! Let Van stay!

I love this song. I know. It is the White Barry.