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Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You Van Wilder? The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... so he came back for the starting lineup. Topless Tutors was dead.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You got all this. I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go make some calls for the party, okay?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... such a buttload of your money for so long. It's by far the best investment I ever made.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. You know I have my Northwestern interview next week.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look at me. Pro.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You hooked up with a burner. - Yeah. She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. Listen, go to the campus hospital, see Stu. Tell him Van sent you, and remember-- Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot. Don't thank me. Thank penicillin.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm so glad you could fit us into your schedule this morning. Wouldn't miss it for the world, sir.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, my God!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Bikini-clad judges for a fund-raiser? That's pretty ingenious. Sex sells, Gwen. Sex sells. It's not too late for you to enter the doubles breaststroke if you like. No, thanks. I forgot my suit. I just came across a bit of interesting information. All right, look. The vet assured me that canine semen is perfectly healthy. In fact, surprisingly rich-- You've been 18 units shy of graduating for the past 6 semesters.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That's right, folks. Save the swim team.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No, she-- she hasn't yet called back. Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? - Okay. - See ya, V.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!

You Van Wilder? The strip club owner got tired of using his B squad... so he came back for the starting lineup. Topless Tutors was dead.

You got all this. I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna go make some calls for the party, okay?

Was that a-- Judges' ruling. Uh-huh. Yeah. I do believe that was a joke.

I can't hold on There's no easy way Hey, Van, can I borrow-- My God, what happened to you?

I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... such a buttload of your money for so long. It's by far the best investment I ever made.

Damn it, Gwen, pick it up. I know you're there. You know I have my Northwestern interview next week.

Look at me. Pro.

Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

I'm so glad you could fit us into your schedule this morning. Wouldn't miss it for the world, sir.

Oh, my God!

I'm proud of you, Wilder. I've been waiting all these years for you to realize your potential. That's why you and I had friction? I thought it was 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year. Why? What-- You fooled around with my daughter? What?

- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.

Well, I gotta go. - I'll call you tomorrow. - What? This party so rocks, Richard. - This party sucks rectum, Jeannie. - Okay.

That's right, folks. Save the swim team.

No, she-- she hasn't yet called back. Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? - Okay. - See ya, V.