I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.5s
- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.2s
Most importantly, you saw potential... in me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.2s
Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
Are we gonna reschedule or what?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.5s
By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.7s
I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.9s
Man, you ever heard of Tiger Woods, bitch? You better get out of here before I hit you upside the head with a three iron. What's wrong with you? Enjoy yourself. - What's wrong, dog? - Nothing. I don't feel like partying.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.1s
I'm leaving. Then leave. But leave the honorable way.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
21.2s
"Lite Beer vs. Dark-- The Showdown" by Darius Grayson. - Is that the same-- - Pulitzer-prize winning Darius Grayson. He was an alumnus of our journalism staff. He wrote his best stuff in detox. Still does, I'm told. I have got a very challenging assignment for you. A story that nobody's been able to get. - About what? - No, no. It's about whom.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
Let's see what the kid's made of.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
11.3s
Freshman year. I'll get the others. - Wait. There are more of these? - Actually, there are many more. It seems Mr. Wilder didn't quite come out of his shell... until mid-sophomore year.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.6s
Maybe you could put me on some sort of extension... program? - A little pay-as-you-go? - Are you trying to seduce me? Who, me? No!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
34.8s
First year can be kind of scary, can't it, Timmy? My name's not-- But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter... because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down. - I don't have a pen. - Well, remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts... but I believe in you.