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Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay. Keep going.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look at me. Pro.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Easy, sailor.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Super.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let us proceed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That is perfect. You're a pro. A pro.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. I called you last night, Van.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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God, I love this place.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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As for me, well... I like to start off each semester with a certain time-honored tradition. A ritual, if you will, that allows me... to get my head in the right place.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

- Is he ready? - Ah, yeah, he's ready. It's go time.

Okay. Keep going.

I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.

Look at me. Pro.

Easy, sailor.

Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Super.

Let us proceed.

That is perfect. You're a pro. A pro.

Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. I called you last night, Van.

God, I love this place.

As for me, well... I like to start off each semester with a certain time-honored tradition. A ritual, if you will, that allows me... to get my head in the right place.