I'm leaving. Then leave. But leave the honorable way.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.7s
Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay! Let Van stay!
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1.5s
Get me the law club.
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1.5s
We need to talk.
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2.4s
Out of my way!
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7s
Yes, these interviews are somewhat of a formality... but I think it's crucial we like-minded people get to know one another.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.8s
And then we bumped uglies. It was the best ten seconds ever. Ever.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.5s
- Hey, Jeannie. - Look. I just wanted to explain about the whole, you know, Richard thing. Me and Richard's unspoken bond blossomed the other night in one beautiful... symbiotic act. - What sort of act? - Messing up that Van Wilder party.
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2s
He's in! He's in!
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2.1s
Let's see what the kid's made of.
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22.8s
I vote reinstatement. - Mr. Bagg? - Expulsion. Miss Haver? Reinstatement... over and over. Okay. Mrs. Seay? Expulsion. Professor McDoogle? You know, I've waited a long, long time for this day to come. Either way... Van Wilder's tenure here at Coolidge is over.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
53s
- Continue, Mr. Wilder. - I'm okay. I've learned a lot here at Coolidge. Let the record show that... when I attended class... I did receive exemplary marks. However, it was only when I met a special someone... that I realized what I was doing-- hiding. See, after this is real life, and I wasn't ready for that. I don't know why exactly. I do know that I don't wanna end up like my father... whose whole life revolves around work. But I see that now. And I'm ready to move on. Well, that's that. Good luck, loser. Who's ready for lunch? - Mr. Bagg, you will be quiet. - What's any of this got to do with... that he's guilty of an infraction that deserves expulsion? Mr. Wilder.
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21s
- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard. Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. All doctors. That's why I came-- to help make you your shake. - That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.
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10.3s
If we expel him, there could be some sort of a coup d'�tat. He broke a rule. He should pay the consequences. Well, let's take a vote. There's five of us here. Majority rules.
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7.2s
Northwestern. I am the shit. You certainly will be. Gwenny, thank you.
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3.3s
But hurry. Interview's in a half hour, other side of campus.