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20.7s
Somebody got awfully dressed up to quiz me on my anatomy midterm. I'm so sorry, baby. I totally forgot. - I have an interview for the paper. - At 10:00 at night? Can't you postpone it? Gwen, first exam-- most crucial. It's not like you're on a deadline for the Boston Globe. It's the only time he had available. I'll call you as soon as I get back. Bye.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
24.4s
Okay, look, that old bag is stronger than she looks. I'm doing a human interest piece on you. I'm flattered. I'd love for your piece to be on me. But sadly I don't do interviews. Never have, never will. I do lunch. My editor did say this would be a challenge. Van, second date with Emily. Blue. Brings out your eyes. Kid's got killer eyes, not unlike yourself. - Has anyone told you that before? - Yes, my boyfriend.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.8s
We are truly up the Ganges River without a bamboo oar. We're still $1,200 short of your next tuition payment. Taj, I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. Write that down. Don't even sweat it, Taj. I've got a plan.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17s
- I have a few questions for you. - In time. This is gonna be fun. You know that three-letter word that starts with F? So you're quite the campus man, heading events like the J�ger Olympics. Yes, well, you haven't lived... until you've shot putted blitzed on J�ger. - Heinie? - This was a really bad idea.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.4s