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I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

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- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

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Medic. - Having us both at the same time... - Will definitely lighten your load. - We will bend over backwards for you. - There's nothing too big... - we can't handle. - And we mean nothing. - We'll stay on top of you... - And ride you all semester. Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van.

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- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let's get it started then, shall we?

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Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dad, what are you doing here?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Come on. We got a ball game to win.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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This ball club is the heart of this institution. You win, it beats. You lose, it breaks. You're not boxing out, Big Papa. You're my Windex man. I want you shining glass. We gotta D up out there. Darius. I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake. What are you looking at? Your mom said you left your legs at home. For God's sake! I'd do anything for you guys... which is why I'm throwing you a little soiree tomorrow night... but not without a W tonight. You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys. Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke? I already did. They said they'd try to make it if they weren't humping the Matadors. - The Matadors? - What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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They need me, Ted.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle. Wilder! He's got no business parking there. That's my spot.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It does not look good. That's the end of the first half... and the Chickadees will need a miracle to come back and score.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm sorry. You really just don't fit the profile.

You'll become disciplined. Your mind will become a weapon.

Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

I was the first-ever male cheerleader at Huntington High! The first ever!

- Wow. - Yeah. Wow.

- Thank God. - No jammies. - Party foul. - No, don't-- Oh, dear God. Next time you'll know better.

Seriously, I swear to God, I'm really uncomfortable now. It's time you should go.

Not one acceptable candidate. What is wrong with the youth of today?

By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?

Let's get it started then, shall we?

Sweet Joseph, my son's a fairy.

Dad, what are you doing here?

Come on. We got a ball game to win.

They need me, Ted.

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle. Wilder! He's got no business parking there. That's my spot.

It does not look good. That's the end of the first half... and the Chickadees will need a miracle to come back and score.